lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I've been having conversations with myself for a long time, and they're usually quite cordial and informative, but lately, I've become cagey and even aggressive when pressed for details. I began to think I was hiding something from myself, what with all the evasions and stuff, and I wanted to know what and why. I finally decided to hire a private investigator to follow me around, to find out what I was doing behind my back.

It turns out it was something innocuous - I was sneaking out to eat Japanese food. I h**e Japanese food, and always have, it's just nasty. The Japanese will eat anything they can get on a plate, dead or alive. Who in their right mind eats baby octopus alive?! I was shocked, to say the least, to find out what I had been hiding from myself. Knowing how much I despise Japanese food, I understand my impulse to hide this from me, but it doesn't excuse this breach of trust, not in any way.

I need to figure out how to communicate to myself how hurtful and destructive this secretiveness is to me. I just hope I can get this message across to myself, before this escalates into something more serious, such as eating Korean food, or worse - New York food. This has got to stop.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

You poor man. You must feel so betrayed. To just blindly trust like that and find out you've been lied to all those years. I really can't imagine what you're going through.

Fortunately, there are plenty of places you might find the help and comfort you need right now:

https://www.bing.com/search?q=psychiatric+help&pc=MOZI&form=MOZSBR

Keep your chin up, I hope you find the strength to get over it soon.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You need to try Tex-Mex and BBQ, washed down with Lone Star or Dr. Pepper, of course. They will set you straight

Quakerwidow Loc: Chestertown, MD

worth trying

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

...On the lighter side...

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Yep, my kinda food. I think I'm trying to poison myself with the oriental stuff, who knows what's really in there anyway? I'm assuming that in Texas, you can see your food eye to eye before it's cooked.

pafret Loc: Northeast

You need to get a grip on this alter ego, this is not the first rodeo you have reported and I am beginning to believe the other is getting the upper hand. Will he begin posting here on OPP and will he want his own ID or will he offer confusion to the enemy by using yours. Instead of well reasoned discourse will he break out in a rash of insane assertions and foul calumny? This other you have unleashed sounds dangerous, who knows he might develop a taste for kippered herring some day.

I can recommend a good Physician who has some significant experience in your malaise, Dr Robert Jekyll. His address is 27 Kingly Court Soho, Westminster, England. I referred my good friend H. P. Lovecraft to him for a similar malady with efficacious results.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Only if it's standing on all fours!

popparod Loc: Somewhere else.

The reason the Japanese tried to conquer the world:
They were looking for better food.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Oooh. Snarky. Larry Likey!

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Can you imagine how many people died, before they found the secret to cooking puffer fish? You must really be starving to keep trying to eat a poisonous fish, that and have plenty of peasants to try it out on. I think you are probably right.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

On the other hand, I'm an army of one...including an assassin if I need one.

badbobby Loc: texas

at first I figured you were just having a few hallucinations Doc
but now it appears that full dementia has set in
I heartily recommend a fifth of Jack
this will at least ease your pain
oh yeah
stay away from Slatten
what he has is catching

badbobby Loc: texas

ain't chu never heard a ice cream and water melon??

pafret Loc: Northeast

Is that foot wash "Lone Star" beer? still being concocted? Next you will be recommending "Lucky Lager", have you no shame sir?