Big Bass

If you discovered horse-meat in your burger, how would you react? This is how the Brits did:-


In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cooked burgers.
Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are “small amounts” of horse meat in their burgers.
Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK.
Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers'  contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet:
“I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse..... I guess Tesco just listened!

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I put five pounds each way!

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ... I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF"

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots.... "To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....

A cow walks into a bar. The barman says, "Why the long face?” The cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
 

QuestGirl Loc: Jayhawk Country

Those Brits, they do indeed have a taste for dry oats!!!

Big Bass

It's enough to make a horse laugh.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

We'll see what the gallop poll has to say. I'd h**e to be saddled with Tesco stock right now. That's what you get for buying groceries on the spur of the moment, buy hay, life is short.

Big Bass

Being saddled with Tesco stock would be betting on a longshot. Horse-meat in France is a favorite.

boatbob2

While stationed in Korea,i went into a restaurant,that was serving DOG MEAT,I passed.

Mikeyavelli

In a taste test it won by a nose.