slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood.

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, they walked down to their old school.

There, they held hands as they found the desk they shared and where he'd carved "I love you, Sally".

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car practically at their feet.

She quickly picked it up, but they didn't know what to do with it, so they took it home. There, she counted the money - it was $50,000!

The husband said: "We've got to give it back". She said, "Finders keepers" and put the money back in the bag and hid it up in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men who were going from door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money showed up at their home.

One knocked on the door and said: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" She said: "No."

The husband said: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

She said: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile," but the agents sat the man down and began to question him.

One said: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

The old man said: "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ..."

At this, the FBI guy looked at his partner and said: "We're outta here!"

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Excellent concept. I will have to remember that idea for next time I need it. I might forget if my senility gets in the way.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

This is an excellent hominy for human beans, exacerbating their delicious nature and............sorry, I'm a bit hungry and this interferes with my thunking process.

georgejc Loc: discovery bay, california

A guy goes to a Psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, I have this terrible problem. I can't remember what I say. I will make a remark and then forget I said it. Every word goes out of my mind. I need help to remember."
The Psychiatrist say, "How long have you had this problem?"
The guy says, "What problem?"

badbobby Loc: texas

she musta been a retired Marine

bggamers Loc: georgia

It does come in handy if your kids press you just give them a blank look and say I don't remember saying that or did I really works for me