PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

LEGENDARY QUOTES ON FRANCE


‘France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes.'

Mark Twain

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'I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.'

General George S. Patton

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'Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.'

Norman Schwartzkopf

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'We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.'

Marge Simpson

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'As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure.'

Jacques Chirac, President of France

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'The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.'

Regis Philbin

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'You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it.'

John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona

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'The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German f**g.'

David Letterman

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'Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada .'

Ted Nugent

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'War without France would be like .. World War II.'

Unknown

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'The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq , then France .''

Tom Brokaw

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'What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the N**is?'

Dennis Miller

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'It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us.'

Alan Kent

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'They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white f**g, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.'

Argus Hamilton

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'Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day --the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.''

Rep. Roy Blunt, MO

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'The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in Iraq '

Dennis Miller

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Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII?

A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?

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'Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris ? It's not known, it's never been tried.'

Rep. R. Blount, MO

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'Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining.'

John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv

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French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney

(AP), Paris , March 5, 2003

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris , caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

I remember this joke.

Right after WWII, an optimist studied French, a realist studied Russian and a pessimist studied Chinese. By the 1960s, an optimist studied Russian, a realist studied Chinese and a pessimist studied French.

Then when someone would ask to summarize the French effort during WWII, the answer was to raise your arms to surrender.

Big dog

Good job Pappa. And all TOO true.

MatthewlovesAyn Loc: Ohio

They fight with their feet and the f@#$ with their face.

boatbob2

and that bastard de gaulle,had a way to thank America,for saving frances ass,during the second world war,by making ALL American troops get out of france, in 1962,for one,I was glad to go,the only thing I really liked about france was paris,the rest of that crap hole,and their people SUCKED.

Big dog

Now they're infested with muslims, payback sucks. !

badbobby Loc: texas

lmao Salty
good to see you
even though you are one a them dastardly Marines ,and I might add ,an extremely poor poker player
BTW--please make an effort to pay just a few of those IOUS you owe me

boatbob2

WOW,IF,you get those IOU s paid,Lets start a poker game,Im always looking for suckers,with money to spend,Especially jarheads and swab jockeys.