No Wipe and the seven dorks
Mar 16, 2017 09:39:57 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
It is now clear why Disney's CEO is on the Presidents economic council; Disney has an economic stake in this new fantasy franchise. Although eerily similar to a decades old story of a beautiful girl, an evil Stepmother, aka witch, and seven adorable little miner dudes, this new story is dark, very adult, very funny, and none of the characters are adorable, indeed, have no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Here are the cast of characters:
'No Wipe' - played by Donna Trump. The characters name comes from the annoying habit of the characters failure to wipe his mouth after each successive crap explosion, delivered via Twitter and other social media, as well as the continuous campaign rally's, scripted interviews by Fox F**E NEWS, and the outbursts during press conferences. This character is as crazy as a loon, delusional as all get out, and lives in a fantasy world all his own. This character forces the seven dorks to constantly weave the illusion that NO Wipe knows what he's doing, who's failures to do so, is hilariously funny.
"Doc" - played by Mike Pence. Doc strives to appear in control and self assured, but who's lies defy those attempts. Doc is supposed to be the #2 guy, but is deliriously unaware of what's going on around him, protesting "this is the first I've heard of it", even after being briefed repeatedly and by numerous people.
'Grumpy' - played by Steve Bannon. Grumpy tries to stay in the background, whispering stupid stuff into No Wipes ear, feeding his paranoia and other psychosis.
'Dopey" - played by KellyAnne Conway. Well, Dopey's character is pretty self explanatory. Dopey says wh**ever she's told to say and isn't aware of how stupid most of it is.
'Happy" - played by Paul Ryan. Happy remains blissfully unaware of reality, but is free from psychotic episodes. Happy is, well, happy, inside the alternate reality he calls home.
'Sleepy' - played by Stephen Miller. Sleepy looks sleepy, even when awake, but spits out his lines with robotic precision none the less. Sleepy has no clue WHAT he's saying, but faithfully repeats his memorized lines.
'Sneezy' - played by Reince Priebus. Sneezy starts out looking rather knowledgeable, but sneezes and forgets where he is, who he is, and what he's supposed to be doing.
'Bashful' - played by Jared Kushner. Bashful avoids the limelight, preferring to pursue his nefarious schemes behind the scenes, using No Wipe as a foil to hide behind. Bashful is perhaps the most evil of all the dorks, appearing innocuous, but hiding a very evil darkside.
This cartoon is slated for release in late 2018.
Here are the cast of characters:
'No Wipe' - played by Donna Trump. The characters name comes from the annoying habit of the characters failure to wipe his mouth after each successive crap explosion, delivered via Twitter and other social media, as well as the continuous campaign rally's, scripted interviews by Fox F**E NEWS, and the outbursts during press conferences. This character is as crazy as a loon, delusional as all get out, and lives in a fantasy world all his own. This character forces the seven dorks to constantly weave the illusion that NO Wipe knows what he's doing, who's failures to do so, is hilariously funny.
"Doc" - played by Mike Pence. Doc strives to appear in control and self assured, but who's lies defy those attempts. Doc is supposed to be the #2 guy, but is deliriously unaware of what's going on around him, protesting "this is the first I've heard of it", even after being briefed repeatedly and by numerous people.
'Grumpy' - played by Steve Bannon. Grumpy tries to stay in the background, whispering stupid stuff into No Wipes ear, feeding his paranoia and other psychosis.
'Dopey" - played by KellyAnne Conway. Well, Dopey's character is pretty self explanatory. Dopey says wh**ever she's told to say and isn't aware of how stupid most of it is.
'Happy" - played by Paul Ryan. Happy remains blissfully unaware of reality, but is free from psychotic episodes. Happy is, well, happy, inside the alternate reality he calls home.
'Sleepy' - played by Stephen Miller. Sleepy looks sleepy, even when awake, but spits out his lines with robotic precision none the less. Sleepy has no clue WHAT he's saying, but faithfully repeats his memorized lines.
'Sneezy' - played by Reince Priebus. Sneezy starts out looking rather knowledgeable, but sneezes and forgets where he is, who he is, and what he's supposed to be doing.
'Bashful' - played by Jared Kushner. Bashful avoids the limelight, preferring to pursue his nefarious schemes behind the scenes, using No Wipe as a foil to hide behind. Bashful is perhaps the most evil of all the dorks, appearing innocuous, but hiding a very evil darkside.
This cartoon is slated for release in late 2018.
Mar 16, 2017 10:19:53 #
It's obvious you failed creative writing and your attempt at humor is equally empty. Try a pity party store. Lots of losers out there. Offer a c**pon discount to the resorts on sunny Cuba.
lpnmajor wrote:
It is now clear why Disney's CEO is on the Preside... (show quote)
Mar 16, 2017 10:50:18 #
Your as funny as a guy who's nuts are in a vice and ass holes like you are trying to figure out how to make this machine work!!!!prick
Mar 16, 2017 11:16:48 #
JFlorio
Loc: Seminole Florida
He's a charter member of the store. What an i***t.
ronaldt wrote:
It's obvious you failed creative writing and your attempt at humor is equally empty. Try a pity party store. Lots of losers out there. Offer a c**pon discount to the resorts on sunny Cuba.
Mar 16, 2017 11:56:32 #
lpnmajor wrote:
It is now clear why Disney's CEO is on the Preside... (show quote)
You must be in that new movie...the Portrait of an AZZ HOLE...starring YOU!
Mar 17, 2017 18:59:03 #
America Only wrote:
You must be in that new movie...the Portrait of an AZZ HOLE...starring YOU!
His screen name is Hugh Jhazole.
Schmaltz Dizzy studios cartoon character.
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