How to f**e a Southern accent.
A look. M R ducks.
R not.
R too. C M wings.
Y L B. M R ducks.
Seebili Daredago
Fortibuses Inerow
Nobili Demis Trux
Seewot is Einem Cowznducs
See Billy There They Go
Forty Buses In A Row
No Billy, Them Is Trucks
See What is in Them, Cows And Ducks
pafret wrote:
See Billy There They Go
Forty Buses In A Row
No Billy, Them Is Trucks
See What is in Them, Cows And Ducks
Thank you. I can f**e a southern accent. Doesn't mean I can understand the real thing. You people sure talk funny.
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Thank you. I can f**e a southern accent. Doesn't mean I can understand the real thing. You people sure talk funny.
I have no idea what accent that might be. The first and only time I saw that expression, it was elaborately stitched in large Gothic letters on a Sampler hung on the wall of a diner. It was next to a board listing all the specials and I couldn't read it. I finally asked my waitress what it meant and she with a deadpan spoke the words matching the garbled letters. The look said 'boy you're dumb'.
pafret wrote:
I have no idea what accent that might be. The first and only time I saw that expression, it was elaborately stitched in large Gothic letters on a Sampler hung on the wall of a diner. It was next to a board listing all the specials and I couldn't read it. I finally asked my waitress what it meant and she with a deadpan spoke the words matching the garbled letters. The look said 'boy you're dumb'.
Reminds me of the movie Airplane, when that elderly said that she speaks jive. LOL! Remember that one?
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Reminds me of the movie Airplane, when that elderly said that she speaks jive. LOL! Remember that one?
That was funny, seeing a grandmother type spouting black obscenities. Good shock value.
AB C dem oysters L M N O Oysters O S They R. Takes me back to my childhood, when kids played this kind of word game, but then we didn't have computers to do our thinking for us.
no propaganda please wrote:
AB C dem oysters L M N O Oysters O S They R. Takes me back to my childhood, when kids played this kind of word game, but then we didn't have computers to do our thinking for us.
I had a car pool buddy, we rode together for 15 years. It was a sixty mile commute so we would play word games. We would pass a car and one of us would say something like
"Look at that blond."
"You mean the blond bimbo?"
"Yeah the big boobed blond bimbo"
"The big boobed blond bimbo driving the black Beamer?
"The big boobed blond bimbo in the blue blazer driving the black Beamer"
"The big boobed blond bimbo in the blue blazer driving the black Beamer on the berm."
"The big boobed blond bimbo in the blue blazer driving the black beamer with a blown out tire on the berm."
"The big boobed blond bimbo in the blue blazer driving the black Beamer with a blown out blackwall tire on the berm."
And so on until we couldn't remember all of the elements or come up with another B word to add.
We would also make combinations of all the slur names we could think of combined as follows:
wiggers
chiggers
spiggers
chops
spikes
chilacs
nilacs
spilacs
chasps
It was a long drive and it takes very little to amuse engineers.
There was a bar,called the Green Door,( 1959)In columbus,Georgia,on victory drive,,that had that saying,painted above the bar,not many people could figure out what it said,but,I could.
ABCD puppies!
LMNO puppies!
OSAR! CMPN?
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