are you married part 2
Mar 12, 2017 14:33:49 #
This guy had nothing in the world to worry about--then he got married
Think about it,if men didn't get married they would never learn their faults
Marriage is a three ring circus--engagement ring,wedding ring,and suffering
Marriage is a great invention--so was a bicycle
Marriage is like a bank account.You put,you take out,you lose interest
Marriage is not a word--it's a sentence
Marriage means commitment--so does insanity
Men have it better than women--they marry later and die earlier
Men dont know how tired they are,until wifey says "Sit down we need to talk"
Mistress--something between a mattress and a mister
Mother in law--woman who destroys her son in law's peace of mind,by giving him a piece of hers
My wife said"You never listen to me".At least that's what I think she said
Never tell wifey everything,what she don't know won't hurt you
The most effective way to remember wifey's birth day,is to forget it once
The secret of a happy marriage,remains a secret
I never knew what real happiness was--then I got married
Valentines day is when you realize what a poor shot Cupid was
Wedding rings--the worlds smallest handcuffs
What's the difference in a dog and a fox--about half a pint
Bachelors go to the refrigerator,see nothing they want and go to bed.Married men go to bed,see nothing they want and go to the refrigerator
Why do men die before their wives do?---They want to
Son to Dad,"I hear that in Africa that a man doesn't know his wife until they are married"
Dad to son--"It's that way in all countries"
Now I know I'm gonna catch it from all you lovely ladies
but the devil made me do it
Think about it,if men didn't get married they would never learn their faults
Marriage is a three ring circus--engagement ring,wedding ring,and suffering
Marriage is a great invention--so was a bicycle
Marriage is like a bank account.You put,you take out,you lose interest
Marriage is not a word--it's a sentence
Marriage means commitment--so does insanity
Men have it better than women--they marry later and die earlier
Men dont know how tired they are,until wifey says "Sit down we need to talk"
Mistress--something between a mattress and a mister
Mother in law--woman who destroys her son in law's peace of mind,by giving him a piece of hers
My wife said"You never listen to me".At least that's what I think she said
Never tell wifey everything,what she don't know won't hurt you
The most effective way to remember wifey's birth day,is to forget it once
The secret of a happy marriage,remains a secret
I never knew what real happiness was--then I got married
Valentines day is when you realize what a poor shot Cupid was
Wedding rings--the worlds smallest handcuffs
What's the difference in a dog and a fox--about half a pint
Bachelors go to the refrigerator,see nothing they want and go to bed.Married men go to bed,see nothing they want and go to the refrigerator
Why do men die before their wives do?---They want to
Son to Dad,"I hear that in Africa that a man doesn't know his wife until they are married"
Dad to son--"It's that way in all countries"
Now I know I'm gonna catch it from all you lovely ladies
but the devil made me do it
Mar 13, 2017 06:29:35 #
QuestGirl
Loc: Jayhawk Country
badbobby wrote:
This guy had nothing in the world to worry about--... (show quote)
Not from me you won't badbobby, not from me!!!
Mar 13, 2017 08:04:34 #
badbobby wrote:
This guy had nothing in the world to worry about--... (show quote)
With all these reason for not getting married, men still like being taken care of.
As for you, Bobby Boy - after you typed this you walked away laughing up your sleeve because you love your beautiful wife.
Mar 13, 2017 08:14:53 #
Mar 13, 2017 08:16:01 #
BearK wrote:
With all these reason for not getting married, men still like being taken care of.
As for you, Bobby Boy - after you typed this you walked away laughing up your sleeve because you love your beautiful wife.
As for you, Bobby Boy - after you typed this you walked away laughing up your sleeve because you love your beautiful wife.
Of course Bear
you pretty well know me
don'tcha?
Mar 13, 2017 09:00:28 #
Mar 13, 2017 09:59:34 #
QuestGirl
Loc: Jayhawk Country
badbobby wrote:
why not??
Because I would not want to be responsible for the grief I might inflict.
Mar 13, 2017 10:51:57 #
QuestGirl wrote:
Because I would not want to be responsible for the grief I might inflict.
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