are you married #1
Mar 11, 2017 13:30:18 #
A beggar walks up to my wife and says,"please help me,I haven't eaten in three days"my wife replies"God,I wish I had your will power"
This guy put an ad in the classifieds"Wife wanted".Next day he receives over a hundred letters.they all say the same thing"you can have mine"
A wedding is like a funeral,except you can smell your flowers
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse
All marriages are happy.It's the living together that causes the trouble
A married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing
A bachelor is someone who never lied to his wife
Bachelors know more about women than married men.If they didn't they too would be married
What is the punishment for bigamy?--two mothers in law
First guy"My wife is an angel"Second guy"you're lucky,mine's still alive"
home cooking--where many men think their wife is
How do men define marriage?--an expensive way to get your laundry done for free
Two ways to keep your wife satisfied--first let her think she is getting her way,secondly,let her have it
I haven't spoken to my wife in years.I don't want to interrupt her
If you want to know about love and marriage--read two books
If you want your wife to pay attention to what you say,talk in your sleep
In the beginning,God created man and rested.Then God created woman and rested.Since then neither God nor man has rested
In the early years you fight with your wife because you don't understand each other.As you age ,you fight with your wife because you do
This guy put an ad in the classifieds"Wife wanted".Next day he receives over a hundred letters.they all say the same thing"you can have mine"
A wedding is like a funeral,except you can smell your flowers
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse
All marriages are happy.It's the living together that causes the trouble
A married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing
A bachelor is someone who never lied to his wife
Bachelors know more about women than married men.If they didn't they too would be married
What is the punishment for bigamy?--two mothers in law
First guy"My wife is an angel"Second guy"you're lucky,mine's still alive"
home cooking--where many men think their wife is
How do men define marriage?--an expensive way to get your laundry done for free
Two ways to keep your wife satisfied--first let her think she is getting her way,secondly,let her have it
I haven't spoken to my wife in years.I don't want to interrupt her
If you want to know about love and marriage--read two books
If you want your wife to pay attention to what you say,talk in your sleep
In the beginning,God created man and rested.Then God created woman and rested.Since then neither God nor man has rested
In the early years you fight with your wife because you don't understand each other.As you age ,you fight with your wife because you do
Mar 11, 2017 13:56:26 #
Mar 11, 2017 15:02:57 #
moldyoldy wrote:
You must be a marriage counselor.
no my friend
but being married 68 years,I'm still learning
Mar 12, 2017 13:13:23 #
This guy ran into the house,grabbed his wife by the arm,took her into the dining room,told her to quickly,take off her panties,then told her,put both feet on the opposite ends of the table, then looked,and said " all my friends,told me you looked like an EDSEL,and,they were right" and you think you have problems???
Mar 12, 2017 13:43:37 #
boatbob2 wrote:
This guy ran into the house,grabbed his wife by the arm,took her into the dining room,told her to quickly,take off her panties,then told her,put both feet on the opposite ends of the table, then looked,and said " all my friends,told me you looked like an EDSEL,and,they were right" and you think you have problems???
I'm surprised an Edsel got so much attention.
Mar 12, 2017 23:37:35 #
QuestGirl
Loc: Jayhawk Country
badbobby wrote:
A beggar walks up to my wife and says,"please... (show quote)
Needles pins triplets twins. When a man marries, his troubles begin. When a man dies, his troubles end. What goes up a chimney? Smoke. Hope this wish to never be broke. (This dates back to my mother's childhood, born in 1918.)
Sometimes badbobby, all you can do is love them, as I have learned.
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