missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."


The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"


"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay ," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know s**t?"


And then she went back to reading her book.

Carol Kelly

Awesome! Good answer. And one I agree with.

badbobby Loc: texas

goodun ml

THUNDERBOLT

Hey LINK,
Worthy of a J-peg (redo).
I do this to forward to my crew.
Easy to forward as well as print.
I print one to send to my father (92).
He shares the jokes with his friends and staff
at the assisted living center.
Again, great story...
ThunderBolt

Richard Rowland

This post (Little girl on an airplane) is an excellent lead-in, for the dazzling post, which I'm presenting for a simple and better understanding of how we so called humans originated. Visualize me clearing my throat here, before beginning. Ok! Some-time-a-go I was reading a published report by a scientist whose field of expertise is that of robotics. His report was explaining what has been accomplished, and what can be expected from robots in the future.

The scientist explained that anything we humans can do, the robot will, also, be able to duplicate, except one all-important feature that hasn't, as yet, been designed in: recreating themselves. Possessing a highly intuitive brilliance, most mortals lack, I immediately had some answers. We, who think of ourselves as human, are descendants of robots, simple as that! For I've concluded, eons ago the earth was seeded with primitive robots, by something, with a form I have yet to imagine. But, of course, with a superlative intelligence far superior to anything or anyone presently here on this planet, and who "had" discovered the process by which robots could reproduce.

Those, who brought our forefathers here, were from a Galaxie far removed, however, had the ability to keep tabs on their experiment. In fact, some, of what took place can be found in biblical teachings. The great flood, for instance, was created to flush those robots that had malfunctioned. If one cares to give it more thought, a biblical connection can probably be applied to other teachings, as well.

So there you have it, everything you ever wanted to know, laid out in a simple and easy understanding of how it all began.

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Glad you enjoyed it.

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Thank U BB .

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Sounds like you are making good use of it .
Glad you liked it.

badbobby Loc: texas

wake up Rich
you're hallucinating

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

That is a keeper !!

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

It has much meaning Reb-the-recon-man .

or

Am I reading your handle wrong ?