A sailor acts
Mar 11, 2017 01:32:45 #
A young New York woman was so depressed she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. Just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," he said. "I'm a sailor and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and
keep you happy. When we get to Italy you will be SO GLAD you're alive"
With nothing to lose and always wanting to see Italy, she accepted. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the ship's hold. From then on, every night, he would bring her sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.
Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with a sailor," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy." "I see," The captain says.
Then her conscience got the best of her, and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry.
keep you happy. When we get to Italy you will be SO GLAD you're alive"
With nothing to lose and always wanting to see Italy, she accepted. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the ship's hold. From then on, every night, he would bring her sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.
Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with a sailor," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy." "I see," The captain says.
Then her conscience got the best of her, and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry.
Mar 11, 2017 05:24:59 #
Mar 11, 2017 13:52:32 #
kmsmncm wrote:
Definitely a sailor's story. I served in the Navy 30 years and can understand it fully.
So can I as life in the deep water can be uninspiring at time. Guess it may be even worse for an ankle sailor.
USN 1962/1978 now just an older retired fart.
Mar 12, 2017 15:16:26 #
Onelostdog wrote:
A young New York woman was so depressed she decide... (show quote)
and you dastardly Marines say that Sailors ain't Smart
Mar 12, 2017 15:24:21 #
badbobby wrote:
and you dastardly Marines say that Sailors ain't Smart
Well he is running the Staten Island Ferry so he's an ankle sailor and they don't count.
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