the monkey
Mar 9, 2017 12:22:46 #
This guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey
He orders a beer,and the monkey starts running all over the place
The monkey grabs some olives and eats them,then he jumps on the pool table,grabbed the cue ball and swallowed it
The bartender screams at the guy"Did you see what your monkey just did"?
The guy says"No,I didn't,what?"
"He just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table" the bartender shouts
The guy says"Well,thats not surprising,the damn fool eats everything he sees.Don't worry,I'll pay for the damages."
So the guy finishes his beer ,settles up with the bartender and leaves.
A week later the guy is back with his monkey,and again the monkey runs wild.
The monkey finds a cherry,sticks it up his bum,looks at it and eats it.Then he grabs a peanut,sticks it up his bum,looks at it and eats it.
The bartender says"Did you see what your monkey just did"?"No,what ?'says the guy
"he just stuck a cherry and then a peanut up his butt,and then ate them"!!
"Oh"says the guy"He still eats everything he sees.But since he passed that cue ball,now he measures everything".
He orders a beer,and the monkey starts running all over the place
The monkey grabs some olives and eats them,then he jumps on the pool table,grabbed the cue ball and swallowed it
The bartender screams at the guy"Did you see what your monkey just did"?
The guy says"No,I didn't,what?"
"He just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table" the bartender shouts
The guy says"Well,thats not surprising,the damn fool eats everything he sees.Don't worry,I'll pay for the damages."
So the guy finishes his beer ,settles up with the bartender and leaves.
A week later the guy is back with his monkey,and again the monkey runs wild.
The monkey finds a cherry,sticks it up his bum,looks at it and eats it.Then he grabs a peanut,sticks it up his bum,looks at it and eats it.
The bartender says"Did you see what your monkey just did"?"No,what ?'says the guy
"he just stuck a cherry and then a peanut up his butt,and then ate them"!!
"Oh"says the guy"He still eats everything he sees.But since he passed that cue ball,now he measures everything".
Mar 9, 2017 17:07:47 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
badbobby wrote:
This guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey br H... (show quote)
He would make a great CIA analyst.
Mar 10, 2017 16:28:32 #
lpnmajor wrote:
He would make a great CIA analyst.
He learned from his mistake. We should all be so smart.
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