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Logic failure
Mar 6, 2017 20:13:07   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
My wife and I had a discussion this weekend, mostly about my slovenly ways. She was especially focused on our bedroom, upon which she stated "it smells like ass every time I go in there". I, using impeccable logic, suggested the cause, stating " apparently, it only smells like ass when YOU are in the room ".

I spent all day getting the camper ready for occupancy, since it will be my home for a while. The moral here is, don't try to use logic on a women -unless you have another place to live handy.

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Mar 6, 2017 20:16:06   #
solarkin
 
lpnmajor wrote:
My wife and I had a discussion this weekend, mostly about my slovenly ways. She was especially focused on our bedroom, upon which she stated "it smells like ass every time I go in there". I, using impeccable logic, suggested the cause, stating " apparently, it only smells like ass when YOU are in the room ".

I spent all day getting the camper ready for occupancy, since it will be my home for a while. The moral here is, don't try to use logic on a women -unless you have another place to live handy.
My wife and I had a discussion this weekend, mostl... (show quote)


You are Not Slovenly.
Your logic when arguing with a female, however , needs some assistance.

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Mar 6, 2017 20:17:56   #
reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.
 
lpnmajor wrote:
My wife and I had a discussion this weekend, mostly about my slovenly ways. She was especially focused on our bedroom, upon which she stated "it smells like ass every time I go in there". I, using impeccable logic, suggested the cause, stating " apparently, it only smells like ass when YOU are in the room ".

I spent all day getting the camper ready for occupancy, since it will be my home for a while. The moral here is, don't try to use logic on a women -unless you have another place to live handy.
My wife and I had a discussion this weekend, mostl... (show quote)


Campers are gods gift for sure !!

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Mar 6, 2017 21:39:12   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
My wife and I had a discussion this weekend, mostly about my slovenly ways. She was especially focused on our bedroom, upon which she stated "it smells like ass every time I go in there". I, using impeccable logic, suggested the cause, stating " apparently, it only smells like ass when YOU are in the room ".

I spent all day getting the camper ready for occupancy, since it will be my home for a while. The moral here is, don't try to use logic on a women -unless you have another place to live handy.
My wife and I had a discussion this weekend, mostl... (show quote)


I keep my 32-ft motor-home within walking distance of our home. It remains fully stocked with food, drink and all amenities.

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Mar 6, 2017 22:19:48   #
bmac32 Loc: West Florida
 
I prefer mine with A/C.



reconreb wrote:
Campers are gods gift for sure !!

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Mar 6, 2017 22:21:00   #
PeterS
 
lpnmajor wrote:
My wife and I had a discussion this weekend, mostly about my slovenly ways. She was especially focused on our bedroom, upon which she stated "it smells like ass every time I go in there". I, using impeccable logic, suggested the cause, stating " apparently, it only smells like ass when YOU are in the room ".

I spent all day getting the camper ready for occupancy, since it will be my home for a while. The moral here is, don't try to use logic on a women -unless you have another place to live handy.
My wife and I had a discussion this weekend, mostl... (show quote)

Get a place with two bathrooms...

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Mar 7, 2017 09:06:33   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I keep my 32-ft motor-home within walking distance of our home. It remains fully stocked with food, drink and all amenities.


I see you're an experienced campaigner, improvise, adapt - and run away before she k**ls you.

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Mar 7, 2017 14:48:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
My wife and I had a discussion this weekend, mostly about my slovenly ways. She was especially focused on our bedroom, upon which she stated "it smells like ass every time I go in there". I, using impeccable logic, suggested the cause, stating " apparently, it only smells like ass when YOU are in the room ".

I spent all day getting the camper ready for occupancy, since it will be my home for a while. The moral here is, don't try to use logic on a women -unless you have another place to live handy.
My wife and I had a discussion this weekend, mostl... (show quote)


you sir,at least have a camper
try it out in the cold rain and snow

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Mar 7, 2017 14:52:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
solarkin wrote:
You are Not Slovenly.
Your logic when arguing with a female, however , needs some assistance.



there is no logic when arguing with a female

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