PulletSurprise Loc: Columbus, GA

Tea is more dangerous than beer. Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night, I had 14 beers till 3am at the pub while my wife was just drinking tea at home.
You should have seen how violent and angry she was when I got home. I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me... all night and even into the next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, don't drink it...

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HOMESICK SNOWBIRD

At The Villages in Florida last week, there was a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss Chicago".

Someone broke the window, stole the radio, shot out all four of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read: "Hope this helps"
• Oh deer, it’s Venison for dinner again?

• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

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• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time

• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I need help, as I am an habitual consumer of tea.

Carol Kelly

These are hilarious, had me laughing out loud. Especially the Chicago joke.

Carol Kelly

Better than a habitual consumer of beer.! We consume a lot of tea in our household, a holdover from our England years.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

badbobby Loc: texas

mmmmm
methinks you are more habitual
as just a consumer
period!!!