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Mar 5, 2017 03:04:18   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
I decided to shave off my beard after all these years and I walked into a barbershop in Grapevine, Texas for a shave and a haircut.


I told the barber I can't get all my whiskers off because my cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells me to put it inside my cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, I told the barber that was the cleanest shave I had in years, but I wanted to know what would have happened if I had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.


I must say that's one barber that has some balls.


RETW

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Mar 5, 2017 03:07:54   #
Winona Whyner Loc: aspen, co
 
RETW wrote:
I decided to shave off my beard after all these years and I walked into a barbershop in Grapevine, Texas for a shave and a haircut.


I told the barber I can't get all my whiskers off because my cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells me to put it inside my cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, I told the barber that was the cleanest shave I had in years, but I wanted to know what would have happened if I had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.


I must say that's one barber that has some balls.


RETW
I decided to shave off my beard after all these ye... (show quote)


Tada.... Drum roll, please.

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Mar 5, 2017 05:13:32   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
RETW wrote:
I decided to shave off my beard after all these years and I walked into a barbershop in Grapevine, Texas for a shave and a haircut.


I told the barber I can't get all my whiskers off because my cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells me to put it inside my cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, I told the barber that was the cleanest shave I had in years, but I wanted to know what would have happened if I had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.


I must say that's one barber that has some balls.


RETW
I decided to shave off my beard after all these ye... (show quote)



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Mar 6, 2017 17:50:23   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
RETW wrote:
I decided to shave off my beard after all these years and I walked into a barbershop in Grapevine, Texas for a shave and a haircut.


I told the barber I can't get all my whiskers off because my cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells me to put it inside my cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, I told the barber that was the cleanest shave I had in years, but I wanted to know what would have happened if I had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.


I must say that's one barber that has some balls.


RETW
I decided to shave off my beard after all these ye... (show quote)




you just had to bring that out
didn't you???

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Mar 6, 2017 18:23:13   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
badbobby wrote:
you just had to bring that out
didn't you???





I still have my beard. And I ant going to shave it for anyone. He He He


Have a good day my friend.


RETW

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Mar 6, 2017 18:28:27   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
Well hello AuntiE. Very glad to hear from you.

You know some times, folks just got to step out side and smell the roses, or wh**ever.

I trust you have had a safe and happy winter. All the best.


RETW

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Mar 6, 2017 18:30:58   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
Winona Whyner wrote:
Tada.... Drum roll, please.





Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm glad it brought a smile to you.

Have a wonderful day.


RETW

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