eagleye13 Loc: Fl

A New Baby/New Technology

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would t***sfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father, without the need for any physical connection. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favor of it
The doctor set the pain t***sfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain t***sfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain t***sfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to t***sfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
They arrived home to find the mailman dead on the porch.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

badbobby Loc: texas

why is it always the mail man or the milk man??

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

"why is it always the mail man or the milk man??"
Well is may not be the mail person, or the milk person

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

You be baddddddd..😂😂😂👀

badbobby Loc: texas

maybe so
but I keep an eye on the postman

teabag09

I was there for my daughters delivery, happened in the hall on the way to the delivery room. I was there for my Granddaughters birth, I mean right there, saw her coming out. Still don't know why they let us stay but oh well.

If men had to have children, there would be no more children. We can do gun shots, dismemberment, all kinds of injuries. Child birth and 9 months of hormone changes, walking around with 25+ pounds tugging you forward. Chuck frikkin Norris couldn't do that. Here's a heartfelt salute to all you moms. Mike

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Mike, your post is cute, refreshing and most likely true for men....

Did you ever hear Bill Cosby say delivering a child must be like taking your upper lip and pulling it back over your entire head??.. His skit about it had me in hysterics...

I thought my son was going to be born while waiting for a train to pass... So did my husband who got out of the car screaming at the train...lolol
Ahhh, the memories...

teabag09

LJ, I have heard Cosby's rendition. He couldn't have been more right. With my daughter my wife woke me up, her water had broken, according to her. It hadn't, but she insisted. I could look at the sheets and see it hadn't but she was in contractions. So I bopped around and finally got her in the car.

On the way to the hospital I stopped at 7-11 and got a coffee just taking my sweet time. Didn't occur to me that I was opening the sugar and then pouring it in the trash and putting the paper in my coffee. I was so in control. NOT!

We made it to the hospital and to make a long story short. They said she's 5cm's and she went to delivery within 20 mins. Funny story is that we were on the way to delivery room when other traffic caused back and forth gurneys and there was a spurt sound, nurse lifted up the cover and our Daughter was about a foot from her Mother. Thank GOD for sheets or she would been on the floor. Cori was 3 weeks early and has gone on to be very successful and have one of each who she h**es her Father spoiling, but with lots of discipline. She's afraid I'm going to get arrested when I whack a butt in the grocery store. Always the Grandson. Mike

Dr. told me to

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Nice story, teabag. Don't get arrested