eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Psychiatrist vs bartender.
Always better to have a 2nd opinion.

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems”. “Every time I go do bed I think there’s somebody under it”. “I’m scared, I think I’m going crazy”.
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year” said the shrink. “Come talk to me 3 times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears”
“How much do you charge?”
“One hundred fifty dollars per visit” replied the shrink.
“I’ll sleep on it” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
“Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having” he asked.
“Well, 150 bucks a visit, 3 times a week for one year, is $23,400 but the bartender cured me for 10 dollars. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new car”.
“Is that so?”. With a bit of an attitude he said: “and how, if I may ask, did your bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Nobody under there now."

Winona Whyner Loc: aspen, co

It can be that simple sometimes.

Patsaco1

😂😂😂

bahmer

Very funny thanks.

badbobby Loc: texas

goody on you ee