BadBobby and the nurse
Mar 1, 2017 15:14:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BadBobby was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour surgical procedure.
A young student nurse came into his room, ready to give him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,” he mumbled from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replied: “I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.”
He struggled to ask again: “Nurse, are my testicles black?”
Concerned that he might elevate his vitals from concern about his testicles, she overcame her embarrassment and sheepishly pulled back the covers.
She raised his gown, held his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she took a close look and said: “No sir, they aren't. And I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them!!”
BB weakly pulled off his oxygen mask, smiled at her and said, very slowly:
“Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely....
“A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?”
A young student nurse came into his room, ready to give him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,” he mumbled from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replied: “I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.”
He struggled to ask again: “Nurse, are my testicles black?”
Concerned that he might elevate his vitals from concern about his testicles, she overcame her embarrassment and sheepishly pulled back the covers.
She raised his gown, held his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.
Then, she took a close look and said: “No sir, they aren't. And I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them!!”
BB weakly pulled off his oxygen mask, smiled at her and said, very slowly:
“Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely....
“A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?”
Mar 1, 2017 15:55:05 #
Mar 2, 2017 08:14:12 #
peter11937 wrote:
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Sounds like something badbobby might say.
Mar 2, 2017 10:11:33 #
Mar 2, 2017 13:38:04 #
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing... (show quote)
see Slat
lovely maidens are just attracted to me
I cain't help it
Mar 2, 2017 14:12:17 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
see Slat
lovely maidens are just attracted to me
I cain't help it
lovely maidens are just attracted to me
I cain't help it
BadBobby, the 'Chick Magnet.'
"Lovely maidens" can't keep their hands off you.
Hard to fathom, BB...hard to fathom.
Mar 2, 2017 15:25:49 #
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby, the 'Chick Magnet.'
"Lovely maidens" can't keep their hands off you.
Hard to fathom, BB...hard to fathom.
"Lovely maidens" can't keep their hands off you.
Hard to fathom, BB...hard to fathom.
when u hot---u hot
here come d judge
Mar 2, 2017 17:46:24 #
Mar 2, 2017 19:06:52 #
peter11937 wrote:
He lacks the intellect.
now petey
that's a low blow
oh,oh,thats what you do isnt it?
Mar 2, 2017 19:14:42 #
badbobby wrote:
now petey
that's a low blow
oh,oh,thats what you do isnt it?
that's a low blow
oh,oh,thats what you do isnt it?
I'm looking forward to my next colonoscopy, I plan on asking for my " test results" !
Mar 2, 2017 19:16:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
peter11937 wrote:
He lacks the intellect.
I know it's not a glowing appraisal, but BB is the sharpest Squid I know.
Mar 2, 2017 19:20:13 #
slatten49 wrote:
I know it's not a glowing appraisal, but BB is the sharpest Squid I know.
From a jar head to a squid.......... that there is truly some high Paris.
As an anchor flanker, I should know.
Mar 2, 2017 20:22:28 #
Big dog wrote:
I'm looking forward to my next colonoscopy, I plan on asking for my " test results" !
get a pretty nurse
Mar 2, 2017 20:24:39 #
slatten49 wrote:
I know it's not a glowing appraisal, but BB is the sharpest Squid I know.
you must not know very many
Mar 2, 2017 20:24:42 #
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