Unbeatable wisdom
Feb 21, 2017 10:30:14 #
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9 Death is the number 1 k**ler in the world.
#8 Life is sexually t***smitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years unless you give them your email address.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
#9 Death is the number 1 k**ler in the world.
#8 Life is sexually t***smitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years unless you give them your email address.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
Feb 22, 2017 10:58:06 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
permafrost wrote:
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older ... (show quote)
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Excellent philosophy. Your list started my day well. Thanks.
Feb 22, 2017 18:11:41 #
permafrost wrote:
Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older ... (show quote)
very good perm
shows you can do something other
than ranting against our President
Feb 22, 2017 19:02:35 #
badbobby wrote:
very good perm
shows you can do something other
than ranting against our President
shows you can do something other
than ranting against our President
Feb 23, 2017 09:45:55 #
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