Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

A funny from a sister site.

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.

"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."

He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my h ands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke."

"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a Rectal thermometer.

And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."

Mr Bombastic

She had to be a blonde.

EL Loc: Massachusetts

Glad I never bleached my hair.

Mr Bombastic

You know's really funny? I have three siblings. All of them female. One is a blonde, and she's probably smarter than the rest of us. She graduated Valedictorian. And she's blonde. It's not natural.

thinksense

My wife of 67 years was a blonde until her hair turned white. That didn't help though...She still out thinks me at every turn.

I guess I'm just lucky.

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

To save a smack on the face I have learned that women do not turn white nor grey they instead turn silver blond, safety first when talking to my wife.

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

My 67 year old wife has been grey and later white for about 15 years and has kept her style all that time. It is so much easier to find her in Walmart when she wanders away from me by looking for that white hair. I have been very lucky in that I never said much about her color. She has also said nothing about my bald head and the fact that the ring around it is getting thinner all the time.

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Luckily at my age I still have a full head of hair even if I can change style and color depending on what wig I wear at the time. Life is good, hair follicles not so much.

thinksense

So that's what I should be doing. Thanks for the tip. It should save much face....

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

You are more than welcome and I am just glad I could help out.

thinksense

OOPS...My wife saw my above post and frowned in that way they have , when she said ,"Who is this 67 year old bimbo, and where are you keeping her?"

Oh, I goofed, My wife is 71, and we have been married 60 years this June.

(I don't know how she has put up with me all these years.)

thinksense

Wow, too much coffee...Now I'm in trouble again, She is really 81. There, I said it and I'm glad.

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

So she was 11 years old when you got married, now that is some very obliging parents on her side at least. Hope you both have another 60 wonderful years together. My wife and I have been together for 47 years and like you I have no idea how she has put up with me for 48 of those years.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Ohhhh, I just bet you did too...😂

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Who me, now Linda you know I would never talk like that to a lady unless she was a liberal politician then all bets are off.