AH, Not What Ya Think
Feb 17, 2017 13:57:36 #
A police officer on a motorcycle stops a driver for shooting through a red
light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding
toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the
Gestapo
So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist
instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual
orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.
The tirade goes on and on without the officer saying anything.
When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower
right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to
The driver for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and
when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to
know what it stands for.
The officer says, that's so when we go to court, I'll remember that
you're an ass hole!"
Two months later they're in court. The driver has a bad driving record
with a high number of points and is in danger of losing his license, so he
hired a lawyer to represent him.
On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red
light..
Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a
reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client ?"
Officer responds, Yes sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature
and mine, same number at the top."
Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this
ticket you don't normally make ?"
"Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH,"
underlined."
"What does the "AH" stand for, officer ?"
"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."
"Aggressive and hostile ?"
"Yes."
"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for ass hole ?"
"Well, Sir, you know your client better than I do."
How often can one get an attorney to convict his own client ?
light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding
toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the
Gestapo
So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist
instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual
orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.
The tirade goes on and on without the officer saying anything.
When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower
right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to
The driver for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and
when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to
know what it stands for.
The officer says, that's so when we go to court, I'll remember that
you're an ass hole!"
Two months later they're in court. The driver has a bad driving record
with a high number of points and is in danger of losing his license, so he
hired a lawyer to represent him.
On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red
light..
Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a
reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client ?"
Officer responds, Yes sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature
and mine, same number at the top."
Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this
ticket you don't normally make ?"
"Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH,"
underlined."
"What does the "AH" stand for, officer ?"
"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."
"Aggressive and hostile ?"
"Yes."
"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for ass hole ?"
"Well, Sir, you know your client better than I do."
How often can one get an attorney to convict his own client ?
Feb 17, 2017 14:20:20 #
Feb 18, 2017 12:45:07 #
pafret wrote:
A police officer on a motorcycle stops a driver fo... (show quote)
didn't obummer say that cops were stupid?
Feb 18, 2017 16:58:29 #
badbobby wrote:
didn't obummer say that cops were stupid?
Only when they arrested Black guys. The rest of the time he called them targets.
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