Questions and answers.
Feb 17, 2017 08:05:37 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A mother was driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy?" the little girl asked. "How old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite.."
"Okay", the little girl said. "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really!" the mother said. "Those are personal questions and are none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asked, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady. Honestly!"
The exasperated mother walked away as the two friends began to play.
"My mom won't tell me anything about herself," the little girl said to her friend.
"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl said to her mother, "I know how old you are. You're 32."
The mother was surprised and asked, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother was past surprised. She was shocked.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl said triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce!"
"Really?" the mother asked. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
"Mommy?" the little girl asked. "How old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite.."
"Okay", the little girl said. "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really!" the mother said. "Those are personal questions and are none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asked, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady. Honestly!"
The exasperated mother walked away as the two friends began to play.
"My mom won't tell me anything about herself," the little girl said to her friend.
"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl said to her mother, "I know how old you are. You're 32."
The mother was surprised and asked, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother was past surprised. She was shocked.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl said triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce!"
"Really?" the mother asked. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
Feb 17, 2017 08:29:33 #
crazylibertarian
Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island
slatten49 wrote:
A mother was driving a little girl to her friend's... (show quote)
That gave me a let out a guffaw moment. Cute.
Feb 17, 2017 09:33:54 #
slatten49 wrote:
A mother was driving a little girl to her friend's... (show quote)
- that would do it - Good one
Feb 17, 2017 10:24:55 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
A mother was driving a little girl to her friend's... (show quote)
Huh. My drivers license has a "D", which I assumed meant "dumbass".
Feb 17, 2017 10:48:57 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Huh. My drivers license has a "D", which I assumed meant "dumbass".
..Or maybe (d)oughtful?
Feb 17, 2017 11:06:29 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Huh. My drivers license has a "D", which I assumed meant "dumbass".
Demented?
Feb 17, 2017 11:43:42 #
Feb 17, 2017 14:53:12 #
slatten49 wrote:
A mother was driving a little girl to her friend's... (show quote)
Hey slatten49,
I took the liberty to copy, paste, format and made a J-peg of your
story. I do that for the one's from OPP that I want to forward to my crew. It makes it much easier to forward.
Again, GREAT story.
ThunderBolt
Feb 17, 2017 17:36:53 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
THUNDERBOLT wrote:
Hey slatten49,
I took the liberty to copy, paste, format and made a J-peg of your
story. I do that for the one's from OPP that I want to forward to my crew. It makes it much easier to forward.
Again, GREAT story.
ThunderBolt
I took the liberty to copy, paste, format and made a J-peg of your
story. I do that for the one's from OPP that I want to forward to my crew. It makes it much easier to forward.
Again, GREAT story.
ThunderBolt
I liked it.
Feb 17, 2017 20:06:22 #
slatten49 wrote:
A mother was driving a little girl to her friend's... (show quote)
I just looked at my drivers license, and it gives me an 'M' in sex!
That's worse than an 'F', right?
Why is she here!?
Feb 17, 2017 21:04:25 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
I just looked at my drivers license, and it gives me an 'M' in sex!
That's worse than an 'F', right?
Why is she here!?
That's worse than an 'F', right?
Why is she here!?
Mine has 'incomplete.'
Does that mean I'm still in the runnin' 
Feb 17, 2017 21:24:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
Mine has 'incomplete.' Does that mean I'm still in the runnin'
Does that mean I'm still in the runnin' I'm not sure slatts! I'm not real good at this man/woman thing myself.
I do the best I can. You know.....like letting the door shut on her while talking to a friend, and stuff!
Feb 17, 2017 21:30:02 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
I'm not sure slatts! I'm not real good at this man... (show quote)
Well, you know how the old sayin' goes, Arch, about when one door is shut on you...another one opens up
I believe we both know who opened the door for 'you-know-who' when she had it shut on her. 
Does that make me Sir Galahad, or just an opportunist Feb 17, 2017 21:45:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
Well, you know how the old sayin' goes, Arch, abou... (show quote)
You're the guy who noticed that her blonde mind had momentarily wandered.
I'm used to it!
Feb 17, 2017 22:05:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
You're the guy who noticed that her blonde mind h... (show quote)
Oh well, we're all 'whupped' to some degree...consciously or otherwise.
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