Larry the Legend wrote:
Oh no, wait, that's "quien no sabe", not "Kemosabe".
Wh**ever. Anyways:
Breaking news is coming in that the Lone Ranger just shot and k**led Tonto in cold blood on the main street in Austin, Texas. Onlookers stated that he seemed extremely agitated and after yelling something incoherent, pulled his six-shooter and gunned down his long-time faithful Indian friend and traveling companion. Apparently someone finally explained to him what Kemosabe means...