son to dad---"I'm considering a career in organized crime"
dad to son---"Government or private sector?"
Poppa Gringo's four moods
"I'm too old for this s**t"
"I'm too tired for this s**t"
"I'm too sober for this s**t"
"Idon't have time for this s**t"
Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet
were once stuffed in a strippers butt crack?
If not,I bet you are now.
Doctor to patient---"has there ever been insanity in your family?"
patient to Doctor---"Yes,my mother-in-law is a Democrat,and my husband thinks he's the boss
(posted this before,but I really want to share it with the ones who didn't see it)
A Japanese couple arguing about erotic sex
Husband---"Sukitaki,mogitaka"!!
Wife---"Kawanima,Mowi,Janaika"!!
Husband---"Taka raganogi,akou"!!
Wife---"(begging now)Mini kakanina tinka"!!
Husband (angrily)"Namiau,Kiji tincuiji"!!!
Why are you trying to understand this?
you don't speak Japanese.
You would try to read anything,as long as it's about sex
I really worry about you
here is a great poem
I love reading this great poem about winter
It is extremely well written,and just beautiful
here it is
"Dammit to Hell,it's colder than a well diggers ass"
(anon)
I hear that by the law,you have to turn on your head lights when it's raining in Sweden.
How in Hell am I to know if it's raining in Sweden?
I keep hearing about "Blue Tooth"
Any one know a good way a good way to prevent it?
badbobby wrote:
son to dad---"I'm considering a career in organized crime"
dad to son---"Government or private sector?"
Poppa Gringo's four moods
"I'm too old for this s**t"
"I'm too tired for this s**t"
"I'm too sober for this s**t"
"Idon't have time for this s**t"
Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet
were once stuffed in a strippers butt crack?
If not,I bet you are now.
Doctor to patient---"has there ever been insanity in your family?"
patient to Doctor---"Yes,my mother-in-law is a Democrat,and my husband thinks he's the boss
(posted this before,but I really want to share it with the ones who didn't see it)
A Japanese couple arguing about erotic sex
Husband---"Sukitaki,mogitaka"!!
Wife---"Kawanima,Mowi,Janaika"!!
Husband---"Taka raganogi,akou"!!
Wife---"(begging now)Mini kakanina tinka"!!
Husband (angrily)"Namiau,Kiji tincuiji"!!!
Why are you trying to understand this?
you don't speak Japanese.
You would try to read anything,as long as it's about sex
I really worry about you
here is a great poem
I love reading this great poem about winter
It is extremely well written,and just beautiful
here it is
"Dammit to Hell,it's colder than a well diggers ass"
(anon)
I hear that by the law,you have to turn on your head lights when it's raining in Sweden.
How in Hell am I to know if it's raining in Sweden?
I keep hearing about "Blue Tooth"
Any one know a good way a good way to prevent it?
son to dad---"I'm considering a career in org... (
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Lololllol!! Gosh dang perfect!! Love them all!!!!
lindajoy wrote:
Lololllol!! Gosh dang perfect!! Love them all!!!!
guess just you and I thought so
but as long as you say they are ok
that's enuff
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