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Feb 2, 2017 16:36:09   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Car Keys- PRICELESS!!

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized
I must have left them in the car. Frantically,

I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded
me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition.
He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked
around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The
parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my
keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had
been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said,
"Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that
I didn't steal your damn car!"

Welcome to the Golden Years

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Feb 2, 2017 16:44:49   #
okie don
 
SHE MUSTA BEEN BLOND DINS...

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Feb 2, 2017 17:32:18   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
And Old!!! ha... Don D.

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okie don wrote:
SHE MUSTA BEEN BLOND DINS...

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Feb 2, 2017 18:10:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Car Keys- PRICELESS!!

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized
I must have left them in the car. Frantically,

I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded
me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition.
He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked
around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The
parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my
keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had
been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said,
"Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that
I didn't steal your damn car!"

Welcome to the Golden Years
Car Keys- PRICELESS!! br br They weren't in ... (show quote)

could happen to anyone Don
I forget where I park my car at Walmarts
thank goodness there is an emergency button on my key


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Feb 2, 2017 18:30:34   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
could happen to anyone Don
I forget where I park my car at Walmarts
thank goodness there is an emergency button on my key



How about forgetting where you left your car, all together ???

Shhhhhh, nope never did that.....hehehe

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Feb 2, 2017 18:46:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
How about forgetting where you left your car, all together ???

Shhhhhh, nope never did that.....hehehe


at the present rate of decline
it wont be long before
I do just that

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Feb 2, 2017 18:59:27   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
at the present rate of decline
it wont be long before
I do just that


Ahh, yes, but the fun in finding it is Ohhh so rewarding...

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