Stories of the sea
Feb 2, 2017 12:20:28 #
These kids were asked to write about the sea
here are some responses
Kelly,age six---This is a picture of an octopus.It has eight testicles
James,age six---Oyster balls are called pearls
Wayne,age seven---If you are surrounded by the sea,you are an island.If you don't have the sea all around you,you are incontinent
Kyle,age six---Sharks are ugly and mean,and have big teeth.Just like Emily Richardson.She's not my friend anymore.
Bill,age eight---A dolphin breathes through an asshole on top of his head
Millie,age six--My uncle goes out on his boat with pots,and comes back with crabs
Willy,age seven---When ships had sails,they used the trade winds to cross the ocean.When the wind didn't blow,the sailors whistled to make the wind come back.
My brother says they would have been better off eating beans
Helen,age six---I like mermaids,they are beautiful.I like their shiny tails.But how do they get pregnant?Like really?
Amy,age six---I'm not going to write about the sea.My baby brother is always screaming and being sick.My dad keeps shouting at my mother,and my big sister just got pregnant.
So I cant think what to write
Carl,age seven--Some fish are dangerous,jelly fish can sting you and electric eels can shock you.They live in caves under the sea,where I think they plug themselves into chargers
Kevin,age seven---When you go swimming in the sea,it's cold.It makes my willy small
Becky,age seven--Divers have to be safe when they go under the sea.they cant go down alone,so they go down on each other
July,age seven--On holiday,my mom went water skiing.She fell off when she was going too fast.She says she's not going to do it again,because water fired right up her ass
here are some responses
Kelly,age six---This is a picture of an octopus.It has eight testicles
James,age six---Oyster balls are called pearls
Wayne,age seven---If you are surrounded by the sea,you are an island.If you don't have the sea all around you,you are incontinent
Kyle,age six---Sharks are ugly and mean,and have big teeth.Just like Emily Richardson.She's not my friend anymore.
Bill,age eight---A dolphin breathes through an asshole on top of his head
Millie,age six--My uncle goes out on his boat with pots,and comes back with crabs
Willy,age seven---When ships had sails,they used the trade winds to cross the ocean.When the wind didn't blow,the sailors whistled to make the wind come back.
My brother says they would have been better off eating beans
Helen,age six---I like mermaids,they are beautiful.I like their shiny tails.But how do they get pregnant?Like really?
Amy,age six---I'm not going to write about the sea.My baby brother is always screaming and being sick.My dad keeps shouting at my mother,and my big sister just got pregnant.
So I cant think what to write
Carl,age seven--Some fish are dangerous,jelly fish can sting you and electric eels can shock you.They live in caves under the sea,where I think they plug themselves into chargers
Kevin,age seven---When you go swimming in the sea,it's cold.It makes my willy small
Becky,age seven--Divers have to be safe when they go under the sea.they cant go down alone,so they go down on each other
July,age seven--On holiday,my mom went water skiing.She fell off when she was going too fast.She says she's not going to do it again,because water fired right up her ass
Feb 2, 2017 19:36:29 #
badbobby wrote:
These kids were asked to write about the sea br he... (show quote)
Been there with the water skiing BB! Nothing like a good ole high speed, lake water enema to make you rethink what's fun, and what's not!😨😨
Feb 2, 2017 19:59:07 #
archie bunker wrote:
Been there with the water skiing BB! Nothing like a good ole high speed, lake water enema to make you rethink what's fun, and what's not!😨😨
well Arch
I make it a point to stay outta that cold water
Feb 2, 2017 20:01:34 #
badbobby wrote:
well Arch
I make it a point to stay outta that cold water
I make it a point to stay outta that cold water
Me too BB.
It shrinks your junk, and stuff.
Feb 3, 2017 18:24:12 #
archie bunker wrote:
Me too BB.
It shrinks your junk, and stuff.
It shrinks your junk, and stuff.
do you think we oughtta tell Slat and Papa
that cold water might put both of them outta business
Feb 3, 2017 19:19:00 #
badbobby wrote:
do you think we oughtta tell Slat and Papa
that cold water might put both of them outta business
that cold water might put both of them outta business
Were they ever 'in' business?
Feb 3, 2017 20:27:21 #
archie bunker wrote:
Were they ever 'in' business?
heck
being Marines
they prolly wouldn't understand anyhow
Feb 3, 2017 21:27:37 #
badbobby wrote:
These kids were asked to write about the sea br he... (show quote)
Classic and for a couple a bit preoccupied by an ass....lollololl
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