badbobby Loc: texas

Mom and Dad visited their son and his wife
they were staying over night and while using the bathroom,Dad found a bottle of Viagra in the medicine cabinet
He asked his son if he could try one
His son said"Better not Dad,they are very strong and also expensive".
Dad replied"Well I have never tried one before,so I will.I will leave ten dollars under my pillow in the morning to pay for it?
After his Mom and Dad had left the next morning,the son found a hundred and ten dollars under the pillow.
He called his Dad and said"Dad,that was only ten dollars,not a hundred and ten:
Dad replied:I know son,the hundred was from your mother"

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

Yeeeehaaa ,, must have been one hell of a ride !!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Damn, BB. You let the Mrs. have that much money

How much change back did she ask for

THUNDERBOLT

True story:
I turned 60 (10 yrs. ago)...A friend at the bar where I was celebrating my birthday
gave me an envelope and said,"Open this in the Men's room."

Inside was a card as well as 2 Viagra pills.

I walked back out to the bar, l leaned over to thank him and said,"Is it true about my erection
lasting more than 4 hours, i should call a doctor?" He said "YES"

2 years ago, he passed away... I was asked to speak at his celebration of life.
I told the rest of the story to everyone about my birthday gift 2 years ago....I said to him..." LOOK, if my dick is still HARD after 4 hours...I'm not calling my doctor, I'm calling everyone I know!"

I never paid for another drink at the bar that night!!!!!!
ThunderBolt

BTW... I have a great VIAGRA story coming out soon

pafret Loc: Northeast

A Texas oil Baron had a genius level son who was approaching his sixteenth birthday. His father wandered into his chemistry lab one day and saw the boy conducting an experiment. The father said "What are you working on son". The boy responded "Watch this, it is pretty interesting"

He took an earth worm out of a can with a pair of pincers, stretched it out full length and dipped it into a vial of clear liquid on his bench. He pulled out the earthworm, took a hammer and proceeded to pound the worm through the four inch thick bench-top. The father said "That's amazing, is the worm dead?" "No" said the boy, the effect is temporary, in about an hour the worm will return to normal and slide out of the hole it made in the top, absolutely unharmed".

After a moments thought the father said "Make me a quart jar of that stuff and I'll get you the car you wanted for your Birthday". A few weeks passed and the son came home from school, his father was waiting along side a huge Cadillac El Dorado. He said "Happy Birthday! Here's your car son" The boy responded "Dad I wanted a Porsche." "The Porsche is behind the Cadillac, the Caddy is from your mother.

THUNDERBOLT

Viagra...