Nutter Loc: Fly Over Zone

Joke has been around but it is super bowl time.


The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,





"I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit !"

THUNDERBOLT

Excellent!
how about this one?
Not the Super Bowl... But still....it's funny.
ThunderBolt

Nutter Loc: Fly Over Zone

Good One!!!!

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Steve700

The Old Lady is Right. Fu*K Sports! It's just a way to waste your time and keep you from being productive and paying attention to what is important like whats going on in the world politically. I means of dumbing you down like common core. How silly to think it's important which tall black millionaire is best at putting a ball through a circle. LOL. Most Sportsnut's have the same sick mentality as people that h**e cats but enjoy a good (stupid and cruel) pitbull or cockfight. Just Saying --- don't mean to be raining on your parade but I would just as soon watch paint dry. Guess I don't have the sports gene. (Probably to intellectual) --- now here come the insults

THUNDERBOLT

Wait for it....


Wait for it...



It's the T***H about life!!!
Here ya go,
ThunderBolt

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

I agree wholeheartedly.

I wouldn't waste a single second watching a bunch of sweaty apes running around with a ball.

When I became a man, I put away all childish things.

If Americans took the billions they spend on pro sports and invested it in the public education system, we would see our children nurtured into being productive and resourceful individuals.

THUNDERBOLT

Well, maybe we all should QUIT drinking, smoking, gambling or any hobby that requires money.
Yea, let's all stay home and give our children everything...
Wait, these are the same children who will NEVER experience the thrill
of victory or the agony of defeat. Never excel in sports, any sport.
You see that's where pro sports figures come from.
So, I guess you are against any competition.
And that's OK... for your family.

BTW, what are you doing Super Bowl Sunday?
I hope you will be training some young adults about your beliefs and
advance them into being productive and resourceful individuals.
Have a nice day,
ThunderBolt

Steve700

They would still need to change the curriculum. I think at least an hour a week at all levels of education of a discussion class on morals, ethics, values, personal reliance, personal responsibility, personal reliance, honesty, discipline and the importance of character and integrity to both the individual and the society at large would be a good idea. Besides of course eliminating common core, 'cuz we need something to fight this all pervasive Marxism.

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

I will be at my camp up on Sweetwater Creek with my wife.

We will hike over to a place my wife calls "Sunset Bluff" and check a red tail hawk nest that had two fledglings the last time we were there.

You boys have fun watching your favorite players running around bumping into each other like nitwits.

I'll be watching the spectacular views of my Texas hill country.

I'll be watching the deer and the antelope play.

I'll be watching my wife's angelic silhouette as she walks in the rays of the sunset.

And when the night falls on my campsite, we'll lay beside the campfire looking up at the stars in that big Texas sky.

And won't give a second of thought about a stupid super bowl.

boatbob2

Im thinking that guys momma mixed detroit up with chicago..... OH Well,Theyre both pretty much the same.