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Jan 27, 2017 08:58:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Folks never really appreciate things until they are gone
toilet paper for one

Of all the things that could have been invented to eat rice with
how did two sticks win out?

For most folks being an adult is like folding fitted sheets
very few really know how

No matter how much you liked the soap
never walk out of a public restroom smelling your fingers

Sometimes I feel that my life is like a foreign movie with no subtitles
so I just nod ,smile,and think WTF

Can you imagine how good I would look if I exercised,ate right,and really took care of my body?
I'm not gonna do that,but can you imagine ?

Mormally I'm a poor dancer
but when I step in dog poop,I can moon walk better than Micheal Jackson

If hard times make you stronger
I should be able to kick Super Man's butt

Some folks become Drs and Lawyers
I just spent an hour trying to open a pistachio

what women think of their ass
10% think theirs is too small,30% think theirs is too big.the other 60% love their husbands either way

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Jan 27, 2017 09:02:16   #
snowbear37 Loc: MA.
 
badbobby wrote:
Folks never really appreciate things until they are gone
toilet paper for one

Of all the things that could have been invented to eat rice with
how did two sticks win out?

For most folks being an adult is like folding fitted sheets
very few really know how

No matter how much you liked the soap
never walk out of a public restroom smelling your fingers

Sometimes I feel that my life is like a foreign movie with no subtitles
so I just nod ,smile,and think WTF

Can you imagine how good I would look if I exercised,ate right,and really took care of my body?
I'm not gonna do that,but can you imagine ?

Mormally I'm a poor dancer
but when I step in dog poop,I can moon walk better than Micheal Jackson

If hard times make you stronger
I should be able to kick Super Man's butt

Some folks become Drs and Lawyers
I just spent an hour trying to open a pistachio

what women think of their ass
10% think theirs is too small,30% think theirs is too big.the other 60% love their husbands either way
Folks never really appreciate things until they ar... (show quote)



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Jan 27, 2017 12:53:51   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
badbobby wrote:
Folks never really appreciate things until they are gone
toilet paper for one

Of all the things that could have been invented to eat rice with
how did two sticks win out?

For most folks being an adult is like folding fitted sheets
very few really know how

No matter how much you liked the soap
never walk out of a public restroom smelling your fingers

Sometimes I feel that my life is like a foreign movie with no subtitles
so I just nod ,smile,and think WTF

Can you imagine how good I would look if I exercised,ate right,and really took care of my body?
I'm not gonna do that,but can you imagine ?

Mormally I'm a poor dancer
but when I step in dog poop,I can moon walk better than Micheal Jackson

If hard times make you stronger
I should be able to kick Super Man's butt

Some folks become Drs and Lawyers
I just spent an hour trying to open a pistachio

what women think of their ass
10% think theirs is too small,30% think theirs is too big.the other 60% love their husbands either way
Folks never really appreciate things until they ar... (show quote)



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Jan 28, 2017 11:03:04   #
teabag09
 
BB, I'm going to steal this. Thanks. Mike
badbobby wrote:
Folks never really appreciate things until they are gone
toilet paper for one

Of all the things that could have been invented to eat rice with
how did two sticks win out?

For most folks being an adult is like folding fitted sheets
very few really know how

No matter how much you liked the soap
never walk out of a public restroom smelling your fingers

Sometimes I feel that my life is like a foreign movie with no subtitles
so I just nod ,smile,and think WTF

Can you imagine how good I would look if I exercised,ate right,and really took care of my body?
I'm not gonna do that,but can you imagine ?

Mormally I'm a poor dancer
but when I step in dog poop,I can moon walk better than Micheal Jackson

If hard times make you stronger
I should be able to kick Super Man's butt

Some folks become Drs and Lawyers
I just spent an hour trying to open a pistachio

what women think of their ass
10% think theirs is too small,30% think theirs is too big.the other 60% love their husbands either way
Folks never really appreciate things until they ar... (show quote)

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Jan 28, 2017 16:50:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
teabag09 wrote:
BB, I'm going to steal this. Thanks. Mike



Mike
anytime I post something you want to steal
go ahead
just remember
I stole it somewhere too

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Jan 28, 2017 16:52:05   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
great to see you Auntie
hope you are well

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Jan 28, 2017 17:56:50   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
badbobby wrote:
great to see you Auntie
hope you are well



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Jan 28, 2017 18:28:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
for your collection



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Jan 28, 2017 18:29:15   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
badbobby wrote:
for your collection


Thank you.

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Jan 28, 2017 18:35:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Thank you.



my pleasure

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Jan 28, 2017 19:01:51   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
badbobby wrote:
my pleasure


How is Mrs. Badbobby?

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Jan 28, 2017 20:04:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
[quote=AuntiE]How is Mrs. Badbobby?[/quot

Mama doin okay
specially when you consider who she has to live with
thanks for asking

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Jan 28, 2017 20:27:06   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
[quote=badbobby][quote=AuntiE]How is Mrs. Badbobby?[/quot

Mama doin okay
specially when you consider who she has to live with
thanks for asking[/quote]

Hugs to you both.

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Jan 28, 2017 21:52:35   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Hugs to you both.


and to you dear lady
and lots of them

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Jan 29, 2017 00:44:24   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
Folks never really appreciate things until they are gone
toilet paper for one

Of all the things that could have been invented to eat rice with
how did two sticks win out?

For most folks being an adult is like folding fitted sheets
very few really know how

No matter how much you liked the soap
never walk out of a public restroom smelling your fingers

Sometimes I feel that my life is like a foreign movie with no subtitles
so I just nod ,smile,and think WTF

Can you imagine how good I would look if I exercised,ate right,and really took care of my body?
I'm not gonna do that,but can you imagine ?

Mormally I'm a poor dancer
but when I step in dog poop,I can moon walk better than Micheal Jackson

If hard times make you stronger
I should be able to kick Super Man's butt

Some folks become Drs and Lawyers
I just spent an hour trying to open a pistachio

what women think of their ass
10% think theirs is too small,30% think theirs is too big.the other 60% love their husbands either way
Folks never really appreciate things until they ar... (show quote)


Very good my friend... You always bring a smile!!!

As my Thank You, enjoy...

I suspect you Texans just live right

http://player.vimeo.com/video/22132017?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0

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