When you are nursing a brutal hangover and your entire body hurts, you don't want to get your bacon fix by stand over a frying pan, prodding the sizzling pig slices with a spatula. Hungover or not, I don't cook anything unless I can throw it in a microwave and microwaving bacon is downright sinful.

Enter the Bacon Express, the answer to all of your hungover bacon-eating needs.

Simply open the toaster and drape the meat over the middle portion, adjust the settings for crispiness, then pop an Aspirin and lie down somewhere dark until the timer goes off.

Pretty soon, you'll be stuffing your face with crispy, savory, bacon-y deliciousness.

Every muslim family should buy one as a reminder of what country they reside in!
I want one as well.

SEMPER FI


The geniuses who built the life-changing invention, Nostalgia Electrics, say that the Bacon Express also makes bacon healthier. Since the meat is cooked vertically, the grease is drained into a drip tray. This means I'll be using that tray to drizzle the grease directly onto my pile of bacon. Taking the grease out of bacon is like taking the venom out of a cobra.

Is this a great country OR what?

regards,
ThunderBolt

When you are nursing a brutal hangover and your entire body hurts, you don't want to get your bacon fix by stand over a frying pan, prodding the sizzling pig slices with a spatula. Hungover or not, I don't cook anything unless I can throw it in a microwave and microwaving bacon is downright sinful.

Enter the Bacon Express, the answer to all of your hungover bacon-eating needs.

Simply open the toaster and drape the meat over the middle portion, adjust the settings for crispiness, then pop an Aspirin and lie down somewhere dark until the timer goes off.

Pretty soon, you'll be stuffing your face with crispy, savory, bacon-y deliciousness.


The geniuses who built the life-changing invention, Nostalgia Electrics, say that the Bacon Express also makes bacon healthier. Since the meat is cooked vertically, the grease is drained into a drip tray. This means I'll be using that tray to drizzle the grease directly onto my pile of bacon. Taking the grease out of bacon is like taking the venom out of a cobra.

Is this a great country OR what?

regards,
ThunderBolt

When you are nursing a brutal hangover and your entire body hurts, you don't want to get your bacon fix by stand over a frying pan, prodding the sizzling pig slices with a spatula. Hungover or not, I don't cook anything unless I can throw it in a microwave and microwaving bacon is downright sinful.

Enter the Bacon Express, the answer to all of your hungover bacon-eating needs.

Simply open the toaster and drape the meat over the middle portion, adjust the settings for crispiness, then pop an Aspirin and lie down somewhere dark until the timer goes off.

Pretty soon, you'll be stuffing your face with crispy, savory, bacon-y deliciousness.


The geniuses who built the life-changing invention, Nostalgia Electrics, say that the Bacon Express also makes bacon healthier. Since the meat is cooked vertically, the grease is drained into a drip tray. This means I'll be using that tray to drizzle the grease directly onto my pile of bacon. Taking the grease out of bacon is like taking the venom out of a cobra.

Is this a great country OR what?

regards,
ThunderBolt

When you are nursing a brutal hangover and your entire body hurts, you don't want to get your bacon fix by stand over a frying pan, prodding the sizzling pig slices with a spatula. Hungover or not, I don't cook anything unless I can throw it in a microwave and microwaving bacon is downright sinful.

Enter the Bacon Express, the answer to all of your hungover bacon-eating needs.

Simply open the toaster and drape the meat over the middle portion, adjust the settings for crispiness, then pop an Aspirin and lie down somewhere dark until the timer goes off.

Pretty soon, you'll be stuffing your face with crispy, savory, bacon-y deliciousness.


The geniuses who built the life-changing invention, Nostalgia Electrics, say that the Bacon Express also makes bacon healthier. Since the meat is cooked vertically, the grease is drained into a drip tray. This means I'll be using that tray to drizzle the grease directly onto my pile of bacon. Taking the grease out of bacon is like taking the venom out of a cobra.

Is this a great country OR what?

regards,
ThunderBolt