Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Basic Training

The story went something like this:

Sergeant: "When you are scared, what do you do?"
Recruit: "Keep on fightin'!"
Sergeant: "Good for you. And now they shoot off your right ear...what then?"
Recruit: "Keep on fightin'!"
Sergeant: "Excellent. But now they also shoot off your left ear, what then?"
Recruit: "Then I can't see."
Sergeant: "Can't see? what school did you come from?"
Recruit: "Well Sergeant, when both my ears are gone my helmet falls down - over my eyes!"

Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

Happy Birthday, Mac!

Apple Computer Inc unveiled its revolutionary Macintosh personal computer on this day in 1984; and the rest, as they say, is history.

And, sadly, today is the anniversary of the death of Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965).

robmull Loc: florida

Great lessons, LtL. I now look forward to Queen Elizabeth {in her gracious forbearance}, sending the bronze bust of Sir Winston Churchill, {AMERICA'S present from the Queen for OUR "stiff-upper-lip," after 911} that was stolen by commander what's-his-name, on his first day at the WH, in 2008. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESIDENT "45" DONALD J. TRUMP!!!

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Ahem. Well, in fact, the contentious bust of Sir Winston Churchill is currently sitting in the Oval Office and has been since last Friday. It was brought back from the British Embassy, dusted off and reinstalled about 10 seconds after President Trump hit Obama in the ass with the back door of the White house....

robmull Loc: florida

Isn't THAT nice, LtL. Thanks. The only HEADLINES I saw was about the {(D)eemed to be missing} bust of MLK at the WH!!! And of course the (D) cherished painting of "PIGS" in the hallway of the WH, all (D)ressed-up in police uniforms; that was snatched-down a few times by the (R's) in OUR MAJORITY CONGRESS; and (R)emains gone, gone, GONE!!! Sir. Winston (R), must be excited and jubilant to be back in our conservative (R) WH home!!! I knew President Trump (R), would ask the Queen to be so nice as to return the bust that had been so callously stolen by a complete "stranger." GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESIDENT "45" DONALD J. TRUMP!!!

kenvrla Loc: East Tx Piney Woods

Thanks, Larry...always good to have a laugh in the morning. Appreciate you.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

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