EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast

Whomever wrote this. Forgive me for snitching. Let's just pretend it is free publicity. I would happily give you recognition if I knew who you are.

Subject: Twas the night before inauguration


Twas the Night Before Inauguration!

Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The conservative masses had come out in force,
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.

And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, r****m, and such,
And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.

The f**e news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.

Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protestors and Black L***s M****r.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.

Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

I originally supported, and v**ed, for Cruz,
In the end, I would v**e for whoever they choose.
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked p**********l, I have to admit.

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.

He thanked all his v**ers, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;

“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;

The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,

A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“Happy Inauguration to all,
AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”

son of witless

Quite good if long. Very good ending.

iFrank Loc: San Antonio

Excellent..me and the wife loved it.

wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia

A class act!!! Awesome and totally true!!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Well done.. I copied it to send out to many in my address book.. Thank You...

And now the close mix of degenerates are doing them self in along with the shamed and shambles of what was their party..

And these are our patriotic citizens that r**t, pillage, embarrass themself and country in their public display of idioism..

I find it ironic Trump was labeled the one that would destroy the Republican party ..You have to admit Hillary did a jam up job of it!!

bahmer

Excellent loved the last line,

son of witless

I had forgotten about the claim of Trump forever destroying the Republican party. I do remember the arrogance of the Liberals. Their sheer joy in the fact that Hillary would demolish Trump. How they said that might made right. Since Obama had won twice that was proof of his being right all along. So by that logic, Trump is right about all things because he won.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Trump is right more than he is wrong, once what he said, comes out...

Not right about everything, but for a man who never played on the criminal hill of savee' cons, he's pegged them all!!!

Loved how he let them all know it in his speech..

son of witless

I am just using the liberals own argument against them. Obama was justified in all he did by the mere fact he won. I like to throw that back into their lying faces. I predicted all during the campaign that Trump would self destruct. I was never so happy to be wrong. He still may self destruct, but in the meantime he is the bull in their China shop and all of the sounds of breaking glass are the sweetest of music.

old-owl

Thanks that was awesome. What is funny about this is that everyone who read this had the night before Christmas going through their heads lol

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Well, I can't disagree with your logic..So carry on, Sir!!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Very true..

son of witless

All victories in politics are temporary. We have been down so much really since 1992 that I keep waiting for the rug to be pulled out. In the meantime and for however long it lasts, all I can say is " go Donald go, keep on breaking things and making Liberal heads explode."

I am sure that at some point the establishment will stop and reverse much of what Trump does. In the meantime the swerve to the far right is like a kayak ride on a flooded river when you are too young to know any better.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Right you are son....President Trump has not crossed paths with the RINO's and those ready to inundate him with things they need and want.. They will stop at nothing to mold him as they want him...

I do believe Trump is his own person as we saw through the e******n process and knows he has to rule with an iron fist or be lost to them...

Time tells all and so far he is tackling the things he laid out in his 100 day pledge to the people...Resistance will come, already is about the NAFTA agreement he says he will pull out of if these countries aren't willing to play..He just pulled our of TTP yesterday and he's started emptying the lobbyist too..

We have to help all we can and keep open exchange with him going daily...

We can and do make a difference..

bahmer

Just remember that he didn't earn his wealth by being a pushover.