Simple Prank
Jan 21, 2017 10:42:24 #
Get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish.
Let it dry and place it out to be used.
Sit back and enjoy...
The New Pastor
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
Wicked Comebacks
- It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.
- The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
- If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.
- The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- When your IQ reaches 50, you should sell.
- You may have a "full six-pack" but lack the plastic thing to hold it all together.
- You set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
- Somewhere a village is missing an i***t.
- Were I king I would not allow you to breed.
- You seem to have reached rock bottom and still you dig.
Let it dry and place it out to be used.
Sit back and enjoy...
The New Pastor
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
Wicked Comebacks
- It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.
- The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
- If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.
- The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- When your IQ reaches 50, you should sell.
- You may have a "full six-pack" but lack the plastic thing to hold it all together.
- You set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
- Somewhere a village is missing an i***t.
- Were I king I would not allow you to breed.
- You seem to have reached rock bottom and still you dig.
Jan 21, 2017 10:43:17 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
😂Get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish.
Let it dry and place it out to be used.
Sit back and enjoy...
Let it dry and place it out to be used.
Sit back and enjoy...
Jan 21, 2017 10:45:04 #
Microwaved bananas are a hoot too!
Larry the Legend wrote:
Get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish.
Let it dry and place it out to be used.
Sit back and enjoy...
Let it dry and place it out to be used.
Sit back and enjoy...
Jan 21, 2017 15:07:38 #
bilordinary wrote:
Microwaved bananas are a hoot too!
Eeeww! Hot banana! Sick Puppy!
Jan 21, 2017 20:19:12 #
I knew a fellow at my workplace that did this more than once to one of my co workers.
They look normal but when opened create a mess!
I thought once would be enough but this fellow was kinda mean!
They look normal but when opened create a mess!
I thought once would be enough but this fellow was kinda mean!
Larry the Legend wrote:
Eeeww! Hot banana! Sick Puppy!
Jan 22, 2017 23:31:36 #
bilordinary wrote:
I knew a fellow at my workplace that did this more than once to one of my co workers.
They look normal but when opened create a mess!
I thought once would be enough but this fellow was kinda mean!
They look normal but when opened create a mess!
I thought once would be enough but this fellow was kinda mean!
Not that I would do this BUT, how long do you nuke the banana?
ThunderBolt
Jan 23, 2017 00:32:18 #
Don't know!
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
THUNDERBOLT wrote:
Not that I would do this BUT, how long do you nuke the banana?
ThunderBolt
ThunderBolt
Jan 23, 2017 00:37:18 #
- You seem to have reached rock bottom and still you dig.
Kinda reminds you of the demonist party!
Kinda reminds you of the demonist party!
Larry the Legend wrote:
Get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail... (show quote)
Jan 23, 2017 02:09:58 #
bilordinary wrote:
- You seem to have reached rock bottom and still you dig.
Kinda reminds you of the demonist party!
Kinda reminds you of the demonist party!
Tut-tut. Using my own one-liner against me. Keeping score?
Jan 23, 2017 02:52:01 #
I should have used quotes, sorry.
But are we in opposition?
But are we in opposition?
Larry the Legend wrote:
Tut-tut. Using my own one-liner against me. Keeping score?
Jan 23, 2017 02:57:58 #
bilordinary wrote:
I should have used quotes, sorry.
But are we in opposition?
But are we in opposition?
Nah, we're good. Apology gracefully accepted.
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