Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

If this doesn't get a laugh out of you, nothing will!!!

My wife, Judy, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet.

Finally, I got around to doing it while Judy was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.

As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.

Judy wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.)

Judy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them I just never saw one mounted and framed."

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boatbob2

Before I was a deputy sheriff,I had to go to the head examination lady doctor,to take an ink blot test,every blot she showed me,didnt look like anything,I had ever seen,and I told her so,the last blot she handed me,looked exactly like a Ladies Vagina,she told me to hold it at arms length,and tell her what the blot looked like,so,I did as directed,then I told her,it looked exactly like a Vagina,she said,how did you recognize it,from so far away? I told her it looked exactly like the one I looked at last nite,but,last nites was a lot closer. I thought she was going to have a heart attack.

Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

Now That's Funny... I Had The Same Test At 14 In CYA, told The "Doctor" Basically The Same Thing, Except Some Look Like Tits, He Wrote Me Up As a Pervert... I Couldn't Disagree, ha... Don D.

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goch1

Don, I had a similar experience in my teens, but every ink blot looked like private parts of human bodies to me. Finally, I said that one looked like a couple making love on a bed. He said I had a dirty mind; I responded by saying, "Me? You're the one showing all the dirty pictures!"

Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

Good One... Don D.

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