A Fable...
Dec 19, 2016 12:51:11 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,
The PRINCESS..
However, there was a problem.
Everything the princess touched would melt, no matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,
she will be cured.'
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter
an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth...
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?
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M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking?? You Worry Me!!
The king had a beautiful daughter,
The PRINCESS..
However, there was a problem.
Everything the princess touched would melt, no matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,
she will be cured.'
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter
an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth...
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking?? You Worry Me!!
Dec 19, 2016 12:59:27 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Once upon a time there lived a king. br The king ... (show quote)
Depends on where your mind happens to be. LOL!!!
Dec 19, 2016 13:02:50 #
Dec 19, 2016 13:02:57 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Did You Know It Was M&M's??? The Blushing Fooled Me... Don D.
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Carol Kelly wrote:
Depends on where your mind happens to be. LOL!!!
Dec 19, 2016 13:37:19 #
Dec 19, 2016 13:50:23 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Once upon a time there lived a king. br The king ... (show quote)
you have a right to worry because mm's wasnt even on the table!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Dec 20, 2016 13:01:56 #
Dec 20, 2016 23:54:17 #
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