Honest Attorney...
Dec 17, 2016 14:39:00 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel.
Excited at her runaway success, she began to interview young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question."
She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honesty..."
Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."
Bowled over by the apparent honor of the applicant she exclaimed: "Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted:
"He sued me for the money."
Excited at her runaway success, she began to interview young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question."
She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honesty..."
Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."
Bowled over by the apparent honor of the applicant she exclaimed: "Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted:
"He sued me for the money."
Dec 18, 2016 09:37:58 #
Dec 18, 2016 12:52:09 #
NO such thing,as an HONEST LAWYER,they all belong on the bottom of the ocean,along with the whale crap...........
Dec 18, 2016 13:37:38 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
An investment counselor decided to go out on her o... (show quote)
gotta say, Don
not one of your best
Dec 18, 2016 15:26:48 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Made me smile... I have a daughter who is one, all the stories are true, ha... Don D.
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badbobby wrote:
gotta say, Don
not one of your best
not one of your best
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