Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

A priest was called away on an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional booth unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.



The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.



The rabbi came over and he and the priest sat in the confessional booth together.



In a few minutes a woman came in and said, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned."



The priest asked, "What did you do?"



The woman said, "I committed adultery."



Priest: "How many times?"



Woman: "Three times."



Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."



A few minutes later a man entered the confessional.



He said, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned."



Priest: "What did you do?"



Man: "I committed adultery."



Priest: "How many times?"



Man: "Three times."



Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."



The rabbi told the priest that he thought that he got it, so the priest left.



A few minutes later, another woman entered the confessional booth and said, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned."



Rabbi: "What did you do?"



Woman: "I committed adultery"



Rabbi: "How many times?"



Woman: "Once."



Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5."

badbobby Loc: texas

bggamers Loc: georgia

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

I find it strange that under the same conditions (well a few more wrongs maybe) I was fined $25.00 and they took my beads away from me, go figure.

bggamers Loc: georgia

You must have caught them on a bad day or you were wiggeling your eye brows and smiling at one of the sisters seems they would be worth more then 25 though

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Don't really know their worth but the last time I heard a Preacher talking about it to another I would need to take out a loan on my house and I know they ain't worth that. Hell they can keep the silly beads too cause I be gone from there too darn costly on my SSI income.

bggamers Loc: georgia

Hell I cannt even touch my ss check they keep telling me I MADE to much and they keep it. How do they expect me to pay bills if they keep my check. So I have to work full time who can afford to retire.

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

I know the feeling as my check is for $780.00 and my rent is $650.00 mo. makes it a lot of fun to live on SS only. Guess I should sign up for foreign illegal status so I can $1800.00 mo and free everything else.

bggamers Loc: georgia

you got that right