Old Persons Perspective...
Dec 16, 2016 12:47:25 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Retired Person's Perspective
I love these, and they are too good not to send on - #1 should be a must, but first we have to get the sue happy lawyers out of Congress... After Obama maybe they'll get their "brains & testicles" back, in some case one and the same... Don D.
1. I'm not saying let's go k**l all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.
4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. (That is like the guy who named his dog “5 miles” and walked “5 miles” every day)
8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan? (Just Because You're Paranoid, Doesn't Mean "They" Aren't After You! Don D.)
9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.
10. Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.
I like #3, I knew her, in fact I think I married her once... Don D. (ha)😊
I love these, and they are too good not to send on - #1 should be a must, but first we have to get the sue happy lawyers out of Congress... After Obama maybe they'll get their "brains & testicles" back, in some case one and the same... Don D.
1. I'm not saying let's go k**l all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.
4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. (That is like the guy who named his dog “5 miles” and walked “5 miles” every day)
8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan? (Just Because You're Paranoid, Doesn't Mean "They" Aren't After You! Don D.)
9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.
10. Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.
I like #3, I knew her, in fact I think I married her once... Don D. (ha)😊
Dec 17, 2016 12:29:35 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Retired Person's Perspective br br I love these, ... (show quote)
#5 works best for me. Reminds me of "we make plans and God laughs".
Dec 17, 2016 13:37:44 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Retired Person's Perspective br br I love these, ... (show quote)
two and nine got me !!
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