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Dec 14, 2013 14:10:22   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. As the ADMIN on the site unilaterally decided to move my usual Saturday amusement to "Main" (Noah's Ark), I am providing a second amusement.


Is Sex Work?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee maker to finish its brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his Wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of 'Sex' was "Work" and how much of it was "Pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work .

A Captain said it was 50-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the Officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the Enlisted Man.

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Dec 14, 2013 14:42:00   #
RetNavyCWO Loc: VA suburb of DC
 
AuntiE wrote:
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. As the ADMIN on the site unilaterally decided to move my usual Saturday amusement to "Main" (Noah's Ark), I am providing a second amusement.


Is Sex Work?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee maker to finish its brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his Wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of 'Sex' was "Work" and how much of it was "Pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work .

A Captain said it was 50-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the Officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the Enlisted Man.
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. ... (show quote)


Love it! :D :D :thumbup:

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Dec 14, 2013 15:25:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
I was an enlisted Marine, and was known to volunteer for such duty...always, with the "national interest" in mind! :mrgreen:

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Dec 14, 2013 15:27:18   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
I was an enlisted Marine, and was known to volunteer for such duty...always, with the "national interest" in mind! :mrgreen:


Did the officers enjoy your coffee? :?: :P

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Dec 14, 2013 15:31:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Did the officers enjoy your coffee? :?: :P


:thumbup: After I went to all that trouble in making it extra special...you betcha! :mrgreen: Seemed fair enough!

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Dec 14, 2013 15:32:08   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
AuntiE wrote:
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. As the ADMIN on the site unilaterally decided to move my usual Saturday amusement to "Main" (Noah's Ark), I am providing a second amusement.


Is Sex Work?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee maker to finish its brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his Wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of 'Sex' was "Work" and how much of it was "Pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work .

A Captain said it was 50-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the Officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the Enlisted Man.
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 14, 2013 18:30:27   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
AuntiE wrote:
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. As the ADMIN on the site unilaterally decided to move my usual Saturday amusement to "Main" (Noah's Ark), I am providing a second amusement.


Is Sex Work?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee maker to finish its brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his Wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of 'Sex' was "Work" and how much of it was "Pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work .

A Captain said it was 50-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the Officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the Enlisted Man.
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. ... (show quote)


That explains a lot. While the officers were at the club for their pleasure I was doing a lot of work for them. The officers, apparently, didn't seem to mind. I know, it was wrong but I was young, patriotic and was still trying to find myself. It was a good thing no one found myself somewhere I wasn't supposed to be. :mrgreen: :oops: :P

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Dec 14, 2013 18:35:51   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
That explains a lot. While the officers were at the club for their pleasure I was doing a lot of work for them. The officers, apparently, didn't seem to mind. I know, it was wrong but I was young, patriotic and was still trying to find myself. It was a good thing no one found myself somewhere I wasn't supposed to be. :mrgreen: :oops: :P


Why would you be in trouble for playing doctor, Doc? :lol:

You should be praised for making "house calls"! :mrgreen:

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Dec 14, 2013 23:51:24   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Why would you be in trouble for playing doctor, Doc? :lol:

You should be praised for making "house calls"! :mrgreen:


Yep, that's where I honed my sk**ls and developed my bed manner, I mean bedside manner. Duty, diligence and all that.

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Dec 15, 2013 03:24:38   #
ibKelly
 
How funny !!!!

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Dec 15, 2013 10:31:51   #
bmac32 Loc: West Florida
 
Good Lord, how very true!

AuntiE wrote:
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. As the ADMIN on the site unilaterally decided to move my usual Saturday amusement to "Main" (Noah's Ark), I am providing a second amusement.


Is Sex Work?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee maker to finish its brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his Wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of 'Sex' was "Work" and how much of it was "Pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work .

A Captain said it was 50-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the Officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the Enlisted Man.
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. ... (show quote)

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Dec 15, 2013 11:32:04   #
ibKelly
 
Thanks... that gave me my laugh for the day....

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Dec 16, 2013 20:27:10   #
Art
 
AuntiE wrote:
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. As the ADMIN on the site unilaterally decided to move my usual Saturday amusement to "Main" (Noah's Ark), I am providing a second amusement.


Is Sex Work?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee maker to finish its brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his Wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of 'Sex' was "Work" and how much of it was "Pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work .

A Captain said it was 50-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the Officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the Enlisted Man.
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 17, 2013 11:10:14   #
rumitoid
 
AuntiE wrote:
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. As the ADMIN on the site unilaterally decided to move my usual Saturday amusement to "Main" (Noah's Ark), I am providing a second amusement.


Is Sex Work?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee maker to finish its brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his Wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of 'Sex' was "Work" and how much of it was "Pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work .

A Captain said it was 50-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the Officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the Enlisted Man.
This was sent to me by one of our Locust Marines. ... (show quote)


Good one, AuntiE, needed that this morning.

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