Think before speaking
Dec 14, 2016 11:28:09 #
Dec 14, 2016 12:04:38 #
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Woman: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."
Man: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Son: "Mom, stop it, you are not funny, you never make jokes"!
Mom: "Sure I do, I made you!"
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Woman: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."
Man: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Son: "Mom, stop it, you are not funny, you never make jokes"!
Mom: "Sure I do, I made you!"
Dec 14, 2016 12:17:16 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Woman: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."
Man: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Son: "Mom, stop it, you are not funny, you never make jokes"!
Mom: "Sure I do, I made you!"
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Woman: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."
Man: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Son: "Mom, stop it, you are not funny, you never make jokes"!
Mom: "Sure I do, I made you!"
To my only son= Only a mother could love you--and she died laughing.
Dec 14, 2016 16:11:53 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Be careful what and how you talk to your significant other.
Famous last words for some, not all....
Dec 15, 2016 06:17:16 #
There are many in denial Christmas
Is a grand birthday celebration of a
BABE born in a manger... Jesus our Savior.
They are busy promoting a faith in
Santa Claus and his sack of gifts and his sleigh, and his reindeers...
Is a grand birthday celebration of a
BABE born in a manger... Jesus our Savior.
They are busy promoting a faith in
Santa Claus and his sack of gifts and his sleigh, and his reindeers...
Dec 15, 2016 07:22:24 #
LPgee wrote:
There are many in denial Christmas
Is a grand birthday celebration of a
BABE born in a manger... Jesus our Savior.
They are busy promoting a faith in
Santa Claus and his sack of gifts and his sleigh, and his reindeers...
Is a grand birthday celebration of a
BABE born in a manger... Jesus our Savior.
They are busy promoting a faith in
Santa Claus and his sack of gifts and his sleigh, and his reindeers...
That is the celebration part, it's purpose comes from within and in remembrance...
Christmas is commercialized but Jesus is not...
Dec 15, 2016 08:21:26 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Be careful what and how you talk to your significant other.
That sounds just like my wife...
Dec 15, 2016 08:44:16 #
Sons of Liberty wrote:
That sounds just like my wife...
Easily resolved be sure to tell her, I love you...
Sweetest words to ever hear.....
Dec 15, 2016 09:05:44 #
lindajoy wrote:
Easily resolved be sure to tell her, I love you...
Sweetest words to ever hear.....
Sweetest words to ever hear.....
There's not a day that goes by that she does not hear those three words, or how beautiful she is come out of my mouth.
Dec 15, 2016 09:22:37 #
Sons of Liberty wrote:
There's not a day that goes by that she does not hear those three words, or how beautiful she is come out of my mouth.
Your a good man!!! A great husband and a sweet soul too.....
Dec 15, 2016 09:53:30 #
Sons of Liberty wrote:
There's not a day that goes by that she does not hear those three words, or how beautiful she is come out of my mouth.
My wife hears very similar things almost on a daily basis and then wants to know what the hell I want or what did I mess up this time. Always wrong but I don't care.
Dec 15, 2016 10:11:38 #
Onelostdog wrote:
My wife hears very similar things almost on a dail... (show quote)
Lolol..but the pleasure you have in just saying , I don't want anything but to love you makes her feel bad and love you more..
Dec 15, 2016 10:18:02 #
Onelostdog wrote:
My wife hears very similar things almost on a dail... (show quote)
Mine will often ask me...how much do you love me? I know those six words usually stand for $$$$ out of my pocket.
Dec 15, 2016 10:18:19 #
lindajoy wrote:
Lolol..but the pleasure you have in just saying , I don't want anything but to love you makes her feel bad and love you more..
Not to mention I get one heck of a special dinner that night also.
Dec 15, 2016 10:34:16 #
Sons of Liberty wrote:
Mine will often ask me...how much do you love me? ... (show quote)
Ahh yes I can feel the love all the way to the bank.
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