3 Vampires Walk Into a Bar
Dec 12, 2016 11:45:10 #
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire
responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."
The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"
responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."
The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"
Dec 13, 2016 16:18:54 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a t... (show quote)
Another Groan.
Dec 13, 2016 16:49:20 #
Dec 14, 2016 09:13:21 #
So the same 3 vampires go into a restaurant and order drinks.
Two vampires order a glass of blood. The third orders a glass of hot water.
The waitress brings the order over and the vampire with the hot water pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and dips it in the hot water. The other two are a little confused and ask him what he's doing. "What's the matter, you never heard of teabags?"
Two vampires order a glass of blood. The third orders a glass of hot water.
The waitress brings the order over and the vampire with the hot water pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and dips it in the hot water. The other two are a little confused and ask him what he's doing. "What's the matter, you never heard of teabags?"
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