WWII Pilots
Dec 12, 2016 11:42:44 #
There were three American pilots captured by the Germans in WWII. The Germans thought up a way to make the pilots crack and tell what they knew.
They made them stand at attention, turn their heads from side to side and say, "Tick - Tock" over and over.
After about three hours, the first pilot cracked and started telling all he knew, signing everything they put in front of him.
An hour later, the second pilot cracked and started confessing to things that he didn't even do.
The third pilot was fighting hard not to crack. He was about half-way cracked. He was turning his head to one side only and saying, "Tick...Tick...Tick..."
The German officer in charge went up to him and said, "You thinks you iss so schmart! But I'm telling you dot vee haf vays to make you TOCK!"
They made them stand at attention, turn their heads from side to side and say, "Tick - Tock" over and over.
After about three hours, the first pilot cracked and started telling all he knew, signing everything they put in front of him.
An hour later, the second pilot cracked and started confessing to things that he didn't even do.
The third pilot was fighting hard not to crack. He was about half-way cracked. He was turning his head to one side only and saying, "Tick...Tick...Tick..."
The German officer in charge went up to him and said, "You thinks you iss so schmart! But I'm telling you dot vee haf vays to make you TOCK!"
Dec 13, 2016 06:23:32 #
Dec 13, 2016 12:02:08 #
A British pilot parachuted into Germany when his plane was shot down. He was injured and rushed to the nearest German hospital. After he had been there some time, a German doctor entered his room and informed him they would have to amputate his left leg. The pilot said,"Ah well, God save the King. Go ahead and do it, but would you grant me a favor?" The doctor asked him what he wanted and he said, "The next time you chaps cross the pond and bomb London, would you throw my leg out the window, so that I will know that a part of me will always be buried in English soil.' The Doctor agreed, and the next time the Germans bombed London, they through the pilot's leg out the window.
A week later, the doctor informed the pilot that they would have to amputate his right leg. The pilot said, "Ah well, pip and tallyho, go ahead and do it, but could you afford me a small favor? Again, the doctor agreed, and again, when the Germans bombed London, they through the pilots leg out the window.
A week later, the doctor informed the pilot that they would have to amputate his left arm. The pilot agreed to it, made his request and the next time the Germans were over London, they through his arm out the window.
Finally, a week later, the doctor informed the pilot that they would have to amputate his right arm. The pilot agreed to it, made his request. But, the doctor said, "No, we cannot do it."
"Well, why not said the pilot?" The doctor said, "We think you are trying to escape."
A week later, the doctor informed the pilot that they would have to amputate his right leg. The pilot said, "Ah well, pip and tallyho, go ahead and do it, but could you afford me a small favor? Again, the doctor agreed, and again, when the Germans bombed London, they through the pilots leg out the window.
A week later, the doctor informed the pilot that they would have to amputate his left arm. The pilot agreed to it, made his request and the next time the Germans were over London, they through his arm out the window.
Finally, a week later, the doctor informed the pilot that they would have to amputate his right arm. The pilot agreed to it, made his request. But, the doctor said, "No, we cannot do it."
"Well, why not said the pilot?" The doctor said, "We think you are trying to escape."
Dec 13, 2016 16:50:20 #
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