It Was a Dark & Stormy Night...
Dec 9, 2016 10:59:30 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
IT WAS A DARK & STORMY NIGHT
A burglar broke into a house that night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
A burglar broke into a house that night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
Dec 9, 2016 11:01:44 #
robmull
Loc: florida
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
IT WAS A DARK & STORMY NIGHT br br A burglar ... (show quote)
God works in mysterious ways, Don. Good one!!!
Dec 9, 2016 11:19:15 #
It was A Dark & Stormy Night
Now, I must change my Russian, MT.,
Shepherd's(174lb's), Name, From "T-REX", to
"Turn The Other Cheek", OR "T-TOC", For Short!! 🎆🐕🐾👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Now, I must change my Russian, MT.,
Shepherd's(174lb's), Name, From "T-REX", to
"Turn The Other Cheek", OR "T-TOC", For Short!! 🎆🐕🐾👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Dec 10, 2016 12:48:01 #
Dec 10, 2016 15:05:51 #
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