The Golden Years...
Dec 8, 2016 19:06:59 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
THE GOLDEN YEARS
1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese.
FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
3. How to prepare Tofu:
a. Throw it in the trash
b. Grill some meat
4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
8. Senility has been a smooth t***sition for me.
9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.
11. I love being over 60. I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.
12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
14. November 6, 2016 was the end of Daylight Savings Time. Hope you didn't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds .
15. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese.
FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
3. How to prepare Tofu:
a. Throw it in the trash
b. Grill some meat
4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
8. Senility has been a smooth t***sition for me.
9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.
11. I love being over 60. I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.
12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
14. November 6, 2016 was the end of Daylight Savings Time. Hope you didn't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds .
15. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Dec 8, 2016 19:43:14 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
THE GOLDEN YEARS br br 1. My goal for 2016 was to... (show quote)
I sympathize with number 8.
Dec 8, 2016 21:42:20 #
Dec 9, 2016 00:42:38 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
THE GOLDEN YEARS br br 1. My goal for 2016 was to... (show quote)
You're a hoot Don....I'm actually going to make #13and put it on my front door....it will come in handy....
Dec 9, 2016 01:08:47 #
I used to be 8.
It was fun being 8!
Still --
It was fun being 8!
Still --
son of witless wrote:
I sympathize with number 8.
Dec 9, 2016 06:59:53 #
lindajoy wrote:
You're a hoot Don....I'm actually going to make #13and put it on my front door....it will come in handy....
I was thinking the same, until I realized that it would conflict with my "A Work In Progress" sign!
SEMPER FI
Dec 9, 2016 08:04:58 #
mongo wrote:
I was thinking the same, until I realized that it would conflict with my "A Work In Progress" sign!
SEMPER FI
SEMPER FI
Lolololol...I've seen those and yes, that too works....
Good Morning, Mongo..
Do hope you're having a wonderful brilliant day ....
Dec 9, 2016 08:07:56 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
THE GOLDEN YEARS br br 1. My goal for 2016 was to... (show quote)
Thanks, Don, enjoyed these.
Dec 9, 2016 08:27:39 #
BearK wrote:
Thanks, Don, enjoyed these.
Merrryyyy Christmas sweet lady!!
Dec 9, 2016 11:21:40 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
3. How to prepare Tofu:
a. Throw it in the trash
b. Grill some meat
5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
3. How to prepare Tofu:
a. Throw it in the trash
b. Grill some meat
5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
Those are my finalists. And the winner is.......
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Priceless!!
Dec 9, 2016 12:11:11 #
lindajoy wrote:
Merrryyyy Christmas sweet lady!!
And may you have a very Merry Christmas as well my dear girl.
Dec 9, 2016 12:12:00 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
Those are my finalists. And the winner is.......
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Priceless!!
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Priceless!!
Now you know - it pays to be the mysterious, silent type.
Dec 9, 2016 14:39:07 #
BearK wrote:
And may you have a very Merry Christmas as well my dear girl.
For you.....
Dec 9, 2016 16:02:29 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Larry the Legend wrote:
Those are my finalists. And the winner is.......
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Priceless!!
6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Priceless!!
You betcha!!!
SWMBO
Dec 10, 2016 06:27:04 #
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