badbobby Loc: texas

Here's nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the olympics
They would love to take them back

1--weight lifting commentator--"This is Gregoriva,from Bulgaria.I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing"

2--dressage commentator--"This is really a lovely horse,and I speak from personal experience,sine I once mounted her mother"

3--Paul Mann(gymnyst)"I owe a lot to my parents,especially my mother and father"

4--boxing analyst--"Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing,but none of them really that serious"

5--soft ball announcer--"If history repeats itself,I should think we should expect the same thing again"

6--basketball announcer--"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.You can see it on their faces"

7--Rowing ceremonies--"Ah ,isn't that nice?The wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew"

8--Soccer commentator__"Julian Dicks is every where,its like they have eleven Dicks on the field"

9--Tennis announcer--"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that before the final round,his wife took his balls out and kissed them"

hee hee

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

Well now, i have gained a new respect for tennis.........may have to pick the sport up

badbobby Loc: texas

looking at that facet of the game willy
maybe we all oughta buy some racquets and nets
most of us are already equipped with----

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

[quote=badbobby][I]ts like they have eleven Dicks on the field[/quote]

Normal in soccer...

mcmlx

#5 sounds like Yogi Berra

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

Hey, I've got rackets......i played a little, untill they said i couldn't have a beer in one hand while smoking a cigar .........damn PC police and their rules

badbobby Loc: texas

bummer!!