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How I Was Born
Dec 5, 2016 11:46:32   #
Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix
 
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers,

'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that Said:

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Dec 5, 2016 12:22:36   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers,

'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that Said:
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, h... (show quote)


And just what did the pop up say?

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Dec 5, 2016 13:48:00   #
boatbob2
 
POP up said,,,,,Damn,biggest mistake I ever made,was googling yo momma,now,Im stuck with her..

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Dec 5, 2016 14:21:29   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers,

'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that Said:
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, h... (show quote)


"Snap, something went wrong......"

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Dec 5, 2016 17:12:42   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers,

'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that Said:
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, h... (show quote)
That's a good one


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Dec 6, 2016 09:16:59   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
V***s Alert!

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Dec 6, 2016 12:10:06   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers,

'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that Said:
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, h... (show quote)




aptly put


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