Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Hi Everyone. Happy Sunday.

In today's news, the Lone Ranger shot Tonto last night in a fit of blind rage. He found out what Kimu Sabi means.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on I-95 near Jacksonville today. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals.

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the President is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy.

In Fort Lauderdale, Florida, a sixteen-year-old youth was charged with beating up his fifteen-year-old wife after the latter hid the caps to his toy pistol.

Police arrested two kids in California yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

And finally...

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

If there happened to be 3 lesbians in the group it would be odd like the people involved.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Eeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!

Sick Puppy!

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

How many babies could three lesbians produce without outside help from the other sex? I would have to say, zero, unless one of them was one of those newly concocted "t****ys" who met the other two in a restroom where he said he felt a need to use.