An act of kindness for badbobby.
Dec 2, 2016 21:47:09 #
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bb who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," bb said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS!? I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
BB was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied: "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man who's given up drinking, gambling and golf looks like."
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," bb said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS!? I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
BB was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied: "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man who's given up drinking, gambling and golf looks like."
Dec 2, 2016 23:24:58 #
Dec 2, 2016 23:29:47 #
sisboombaa wrote:
To Badbobby, I like you and don't care what others think.
We Marines also like him. He gives us rides in his big boats.
Dec 3, 2016 07:01:57 #
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Dec 3, 2016 09:51:21 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
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Was this in response to the jab at Bad Bobby? PoppaGringo, it's been a while. I hope you and your family are all well and prospering. My daughter is coming for Christmas which is very exciting. Without her husband, because they need to save money for the birth of my first granddaughter. I am very excited. My daughter-in-law is having another son. Hopefully, this one will NOT weigh 9 pounds and will NOT take 36 hours to appear. She was a genuine rock star during that labor. And people think women are weak? Ha. I bore twins. Raised them alone. The joke is OK. Where did you get it? Or is it just your superb imagination? Sending Christmas cheer to you and all the people on OPP. As well as Chanukah hellos. Wh**ever it is that makes you happy. Best to you and your family.
Dec 3, 2016 14:14:13 #
DanceTherapist wrote:
Was this in response to the jab at Bad Bobby? Popp... (show quote)
Thank you for your kind wishes. And may I extend mine to you and yours for a joyous holiday season.
Shalom.
Dec 3, 2016 15:46:46 #
To PoppaGringo, a very wonderful Holiday season to you, family, friends, and children, grandchildren, all who have left and are thought of with love this season. Shalom. Merry Christmas. Happy Channukah. Happy, merry everything to the whole family at OPP and your's in particular. This time of year is the time for leaving politics out. For remembering that we are all one. Acts of kindness and humility. Love. Charity. Hope. Peace. Good will to all women and men. Blessings to our Veterans and our troops still deployed. Safety.
Dec 3, 2016 16:06:15 #
mouset783
Loc: Oklahoma
PoppaGringo wrote:
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5 Italians are playing poker in Fla. Vittorio loses $1000.00 in one hand has a heart attack and drops dead. Out of respect they finished the game standing up. At the end a discussion was held as to who was going to tell his wife. It was decided to cut cards . Salvatorio cut the lowest card and was given the job. He was reminded to be tactful. He rang the doorbell and his wife yelled whose there? Salvatorio says your husband lost $1000.00 on one hand and is afraid to come home. She yells back "he should drop dead" Salvatorio says ok i will tell him.
Dec 3, 2016 17:07:16 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
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thank you Papi
for telling everyone that I'm dirty and I stink
but at least you know I'm alive
Dec 3, 2016 17:08:10 #
sisboombaa wrote:
To Badbobby, I like you and don't care what others think.
preciate that sis
Dec 3, 2016 17:10:24 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
We Marines also like him. He gives us rides in his big boats.
I do
them dastardly Marines are like little children
easy to please
I just wish they would stop asking
"Are we there yet?"
Dec 3, 2016 17:13:15 #
Dec 3, 2016 17:16:35 #
badbobby wrote:
I do
them dastardly Marines are like little children
easy to please
I just wish they would stop asking
"Are we there yet?"
them dastardly Marines are like little children
easy to please
I just wish they would stop asking
"Are we there yet?"
No, not "Are we there yet?", but rather, "Why haven't we left yet?".
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