Too Funny...
Dec 2, 2016 12:23:37 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song: Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Smile - life is too short not to!!
If this brightened your day, Don't let it stop here, Pass it on with a smile Keep Spreading The Cheer.
See you at the river!!! Bring your own glass or cup!
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song: Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Smile - life is too short not to!!
If this brightened your day, Don't let it stop here, Pass it on with a smile Keep Spreading The Cheer.
See you at the river!!! Bring your own glass or cup!
Dec 3, 2016 14:08:52 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This is too funny - but I suspect the minister did... (show quote)
Good smile!
Dec 4, 2016 02:13:59 #
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