The Wedding Ceremony...
Nov 29, 2016 20:54:23 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
The Wedding Ceremony!
At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked 'if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and g***m. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace'.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor.
Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying.
Then slowly the g***m's mother fainted.
The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward What do you have to say?"
There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back."
At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked 'if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and g***m. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace'.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor.
Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying.
Then slowly the g***m's mother fainted.
The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward What do you have to say?"
There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back."
Nov 29, 2016 21:20:52 #
Nov 30, 2016 10:05:39 #
Nov 30, 2016 12:45:06 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Then There Would Be No Joke... ha... Don D.
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J.A.F.I.1946 wrote:
Hearing aid? just thinkin'
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