A Cowardly Act of Intimidation
Nov 28, 2016 18:32:50 #
"Edgewood College calls post-it-note a cowardly act of h**e and intimidation". Yep. A post-it note with the words "Suck it up, pussies!". And the reaction on campus? "College officials informed the Madison police, and now the cops are investigating. They are investigating a post-it-note. With a non-threatening message and a smiley face on it. After inviting students to express their feelings via post-it-note."
College administrators are taking this deadly threat to academia very seriously indeed:
"Edgewood is asking anyone with knowledge of this h**e crime to come forward and help the police catch the perpetrator, because it's such a very serious matter."
That's right, people. It is now a 'h**e crime' (where did that come from anyway?) to call a bunch of spoiled, buttercup kids 'pussies'. A serious, most egregious offense for which the police are notified, calls for information are issued and many man-hours are spent rooting out the perpetrator. And quite rightly so. After all, we can't have our tender young being exposed to such sentiments without even so much as a 'trigger warning' now can we? Besides, they don't have a 'safe space' big enough to fit them all after such a harrowing experience.
College administrators are taking this deadly threat to academia very seriously indeed:
"Edgewood is asking anyone with knowledge of this h**e crime to come forward and help the police catch the perpetrator, because it's such a very serious matter."
That's right, people. It is now a 'h**e crime' (where did that come from anyway?) to call a bunch of spoiled, buttercup kids 'pussies'. A serious, most egregious offense for which the police are notified, calls for information are issued and many man-hours are spent rooting out the perpetrator. And quite rightly so. After all, we can't have our tender young being exposed to such sentiments without even so much as a 'trigger warning' now can we? Besides, they don't have a 'safe space' big enough to fit them all after such a harrowing experience.
Nov 28, 2016 18:33:23 #
Nov 28, 2016 18:55:20 #
The police are really the i***ts How pathetic have they become. Then of course there are the sniveling reprobates. Hurry call for more pacifiers.
Larry the Legend wrote:
"Edgewood College calls post-it-note a coward... (show quote)
Nov 28, 2016 19:31:16 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
There are some uninhabited islands in the South Pacific. Lot's of trees to hug, exotic animals to love, bananas to eat. Perfect place to practice their Darwinism. Survival of the fittest and all that s**t. Besides, they don't have a 'safe space' big enough to fit them all after such a harrowing experience.
Nov 29, 2016 09:59:39 #
I understand college's around the country will be offering courses in sandbox etiquette , coloring inside the lines and self diaper changing 101 ,, parents around the country should be proud !!
Nov 29, 2016 10:27:49 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
"Edgewood College calls post-it-note a coward... (show quote)
It seems to me that there is in fact a h**e crime, and it's being committed by Edgewood College!
Nov 29, 2016 12:40:45 #
reconreb wrote:
I understand college's around the country will be offering courses in sandbox etiquette , coloring inside the lines and self diaper changing 101 ,, parents around the country should be proud !!
The sandbox training was an abject failure. The cats kept covering up the students.
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